Marxist
Literotica Guru
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- Sep 20, 2001
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Part 1 of 3
I know I'm relatively new, but face it, I'm smarter and better looking than at least 3-5% of you and that gives me some weight and authority around here.
People that have recognized my SubGenius keep e-mailing, PMing, and IMing me about my methods. So in lieu of answering all of the communication directed my way I've decided to help everyone out and write this shit down. Laurel, if you're so inclined you can make this a "Sticky". Yeah, you're welcome in advance.
Which Threads Should I Open?
This is not as easy to answer as it appears. One does not just punch open the thread at the top of the Board. That would be stupid and immature. In all likelihood it's one of those "All-Time Threads" anyway and is about as interesting as a bowl full of jellied yams at room temperature. The topic of a thread is immaterial, more important is who started it.
Thread starters to avoid if you've got a weak stomach or low sugar tolerance: Sparky, sexy-girl (Lisa DOES NOT exist), Outsider (his avatars come from home medical experiments), Juspar (until his av. either cums or he removes it), Nobody Special's Wife (the spelling alone will make you vomit), daughter (I feel like Moesha is the Grand Inquisitor in a bad dream), Laurel (cat pictures and Ralph Nader), and most of all, SINthesyist (he's like a Bircher smoking cracked out Vicks Vapo-Rub from the asshole of Oral Roberts).
Thread starters to consistently check out: ME (I always have something positive to say worth pondering), Manu (it's the law I think), Rubyfruit / Freakygurl (earth mothers and incredible avatars, I'm coming back as a DD bra in my next life), Unregistered, Dixon Carter Lee (better than actually buying the Enquirer), Rick DeVille (you'll get a chance to see women swoon like the olden days of Sinatra and test out your knowledge of published one-liners), Problem Child (he's nuts), Todd (he's not nuts, all cock), Never and Lavender (it's a strange and wonderful soap opera, enjoy), Modest Mouse (I am not MM, but thanks for asking, again), Sexilexie and Oliver C. and Simply Southern (really smart people that like to grind).
Everybody else is a crap-shoot. At this point, look at the person last responding to the thread and judge accordingly. Do they have a hot avatar like AusTess or TN Vixen? Are you really awake and need some deep reading like Uncle Bill to put you down? I generally open most threads responded to by Cheyenne, but then I have a soft spot for "Star Trek" and Spock and that should be ignored. Nessus and Starfish are cool too but I'm graphically inclined so enter at your own risk.
I know I'm relatively new, but face it, I'm smarter and better looking than at least 3-5% of you and that gives me some weight and authority around here.
People that have recognized my SubGenius keep e-mailing, PMing, and IMing me about my methods. So in lieu of answering all of the communication directed my way I've decided to help everyone out and write this shit down. Laurel, if you're so inclined you can make this a "Sticky". Yeah, you're welcome in advance.
Which Threads Should I Open?
This is not as easy to answer as it appears. One does not just punch open the thread at the top of the Board. That would be stupid and immature. In all likelihood it's one of those "All-Time Threads" anyway and is about as interesting as a bowl full of jellied yams at room temperature. The topic of a thread is immaterial, more important is who started it.
Thread starters to avoid if you've got a weak stomach or low sugar tolerance: Sparky, sexy-girl (Lisa DOES NOT exist), Outsider (his avatars come from home medical experiments), Juspar (until his av. either cums or he removes it), Nobody Special's Wife (the spelling alone will make you vomit), daughter (I feel like Moesha is the Grand Inquisitor in a bad dream), Laurel (cat pictures and Ralph Nader), and most of all, SINthesyist (he's like a Bircher smoking cracked out Vicks Vapo-Rub from the asshole of Oral Roberts).
Thread starters to consistently check out: ME (I always have something positive to say worth pondering), Manu (it's the law I think), Rubyfruit / Freakygurl (earth mothers and incredible avatars, I'm coming back as a DD bra in my next life), Unregistered, Dixon Carter Lee (better than actually buying the Enquirer), Rick DeVille (you'll get a chance to see women swoon like the olden days of Sinatra and test out your knowledge of published one-liners), Problem Child (he's nuts), Todd (he's not nuts, all cock), Never and Lavender (it's a strange and wonderful soap opera, enjoy), Modest Mouse (I am not MM, but thanks for asking, again), Sexilexie and Oliver C. and Simply Southern (really smart people that like to grind).
Everybody else is a crap-shoot. At this point, look at the person last responding to the thread and judge accordingly. Do they have a hot avatar like AusTess or TN Vixen? Are you really awake and need some deep reading like Uncle Bill to put you down? I generally open most threads responded to by Cheyenne, but then I have a soft spot for "Star Trek" and Spock and that should be ignored. Nessus and Starfish are cool too but I'm graphically inclined so enter at your own risk.
