how to meet milfs or cougars in real life

[Scattered_Ice]

besides the obvious option of checking out older escorts

is this thing even real? I've seen women in their 40's hanging out in clubs but they were hardly attractive and I'm not really sure they were looking for sex either

 

[Loverskitten]

First of all, show some class and don't use the terms "milf" and "cougar"

 

[Scattered_Ice]

First of all, show some class and don't use the terms "milf" and "cougar"

oooooh yes I've been a bad boy punish me, punish me pls

 

[boutrosboutros]

The cougar has the largest range of any wild land animal in the Americas. Its range spans 110 degrees of latitude, from northern Yukon in Canada to the southern Andes. It is one of only three cat species, along with the bobcat and Canada lynx, native to Canada. Its wide distribution stems from its adaptability to virtually every habitat type: it is found in all forest types, as well as in lowland and mountainous deserts. The cougar prefers regions with dense underbrush, but can live with little vegetation in open areas. Its preferred habitats include precipitous canyons, escarpments, rim rocks, and dense brush.

Hope this helps.

 

[Scattered_Ice]

The cougar has the largest range of any wild land animal in the Americas. Its range spans 110 degrees of latitude, from northern Yukon in Canada to the southern Andes. It is one of only three cat species, along with the bobcat and Canada lynx, native to Canada. Its wide distribution stems from its adaptability to virtually every habitat type: it is found in all forest types, as well as in lowland and mountainous deserts. The cougar prefers regions with dense underbrush, but can live with little vegetation in open areas. Its preferred habitats include precipitous canyons, escarpments, rim rocks, and dense brush.

Hope this helps.

arrogance is a weakness

 

[SmileyGirl]

arrogance is a weakness

So is ignorance

 

[Scattered_Ice]

So is ignorance

and being a smartass too

 

[boutrosboutros]

arrogance is a weakness

I prefer to describe myself as "egotistical", but "arrogant" is good too.

 

[Scattered_Ice]

will somebody answer it pls or can I consider this whole board a gathering of lazy middle class people who want to seem edgy behind a computer screen since they got their middle life crisis?

 

[boutrosboutros]

will somebody answer it pls or can I consider this whole board a gathering of lazy middle class people who want to seem edgy behind a computer screen since they got their middle life crisis?

I'll give you the rest, but mid-life crisis?? Fuck you, I'm barely in my 30s!

 

[SmileyGirl]

Bwahaha I'm barely in my 20's I have an excuse for being immature


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[Scattered_Ice]

bunch of vanilla tryhard spastic weekend warrior fucks

 

[SmileyGirl]

bunch of vanilla tryhard spastic weekend warrior fucks

Ehhhh midweek akshually

 

[Scattered_Ice]

Ehhhh midweek akshually

the joke is on you

 

[SmileyGirl]

the joke is on you

Ohhhh comeon lighten up dude!!

 

[littlecordelera]

I'm in my late thirties and although I have two kids, I don't qualify as a MILF or a cougar yet...

No. I don't.

...but in the swinger community, some older women are attracted to younger guys. You might want to try signing up for a profile on a swing site. Also, in some cities, Craigslist's "casual encounters" functions as the local swing site, and those posting ads can range from high-income to barely getting by. You would have to look it over and decide for yourself. In other cities, I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, but then, we don't use ads at all anymore.

Hope this helps and good luck.

 

[boutrosboutros]

I'm in my late thirties and although I have two kids, I don't qualify as a MILF or a cougar yet...

No. I don't.

...but in the swinger community, some older women are attracted to younger guys. You might want to try signing up for a profile on a swing site. Also, in some cities, Craigslist's "casual encounters" functions as the local swing site, and those posting ads can range from high-income to barely getting by. You would have to look it over and decide for yourself. In other cities, I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, but then, we don't use ads at all anymore.

Hope this helps and good luck.

Well, if you're a mother and somebody would like to fuck you, then you are a MILF to that person, if not others. It's a relativistic concept: you could argue that MILF-ness is a contingent concept which varies depending on the beholder. A bit like Schroedinger's cat, you are probably a MILF and yet not a MILF at the same time.

 

[littlecordelera]

Well, if you're a mother and somebody would like to fuck you, then you are a MILF to that person, if not others. It's a relativistic concept: you could argue that MILF-ness is a contingent concept which varies depending on the beholder. A bit like Schroedinger's cat, you are probably a MILF and yet not a MILF at the same time.

No. I don't qualify.

You see, MILF implies "older," and although I am in my late thirties, sometimes, depending on my mood and who I'm talking to, I am 34. So see, I'm too young to be a MILF.

Sorry.

 

[boutrosboutros]

No. I don't qualify.

You see, MILF implies "older," and although I am in my late thirties, sometimes, depending on my mood and who I'm talking to, I am 34. So see, I'm too young to be a MILF.

Sorry.

I'm no expert but MILF stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck", so age doesn't really come into it. Although I'll grant you that, as Wittgenstein might put it, "What should we gain by a definition, as it can only lead us to other undefined terms?"

 

[Loverskitten]

No. I don't qualify.

You see, MILF implies "older," and although I am in my late thirties, sometimes, depending on my mood and who I'm talking to, I am 34. So see, I'm too young to be a MILF.

Sorry.

I hate to burst your bubble dear, but even as I term I hate MILF just means "mother I'd like to fuck" it isn't OMILF.
Also to a guy 18-25, you certainly are "older"

Sorry

 

[Scattered_Ice]

I'm in my late thirties and although I have two kids, I don't qualify as a MILF or a cougar yet...

No. I don't.

...but in the swinger community, some older women are attracted to younger guys. You might want to try signing up for a profile on a swing site. Also, in some cities, Craigslist's "casual encounters" functions as the local swing site, and those posting ads can range from high-income to barely getting by. You would have to look it over and decide for yourself. In other cities, I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, but then, we don't use ads at all anymore.

Hope this helps and good luck.

my IQ is 140
I heard about google
I know people
I already checked out the scene

basically in swingers clubs where they let unmarried guys in you get 55+ old women and the ratio is like 1 women / 3 guys all the guys horny and needy as hell while the women pretend to be princesses and most of the guys end up jerking off in public while others are doing it

real swingers club are far from the glamorous shit they sell you

brothels offer you older women, but than again it's not the real deal it's like going to the dentist of course without the pain

in clubs the women that are old are in horrible condition

and craigslist doesn't exist in europe since people will never accept it because it's too much scammy

 

[littlecordelera]

I'm no expert but MILF stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck", so age doesn't really come into it.

I was only making a joke, but your comment has stirred my curiosity.

So some guys are attracted to a woman for no other reason than she is a mother? Keeping in mind that a female can become a mother at quite a young age, that's kind of weird.

 

[Scattered_Ice]

No. I don't qualify.

You see, MILF implies "older," and although I am in my late thirties, sometimes, depending on my mood and who I'm talking to, I am 34. So see, I'm too young to be a MILF.

Sorry.

soo much for a bunch of burried sexual frustrations lol

 

[soflabbwlvr]

Here's a three point plan:

1. Get married.

2. Have kids.

3. Attend kid events. like daycare recitals, birthday parties, play dates at the park. You will meet more MILFs than you thought possible in your wildest dreams. The rest is up to you.

 

[Scattered_Ice]

I was only making a joke, but your comment has stirred my curiosity.

So some guys are attracted to a woman for no other reason than she is a mother? Keeping in mind that a female can become a mother at quite a young age, that's kind of weird.

the terminology comes from porn, one guy goes home sees the other guys mom and says "Damn your mom is hot I'd like to fuck her" hence Mother I'd Like to Fuck aka milf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM