How to masterbate?

[Guest]

Since young, I've masterbated by putting my cock between my legs and squeezing it till I cum. But I can't cum when I rub it with my hands. Is there any method to it?

 

[insideShiraz]

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Cock in one hand, dictionary in the other. Good luck...

insideShiraz

 

[Never]

Have you found your clitoris yet? That might help..
By the way, do most people pronounce it like 'Deloris' or 'hit or miss'?

Please, no jokes on how the correct pronunciation of it is 'it'.
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[Havocman]

*quickly passing through this one...so as not to get anything on my shoes...*

"Help! I need somebody,
Help! Not just anybody,
Help! You know I need someone,
Help!

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind,
I've opened up the doors..."

Havoc the Wandering Minstrel

 

[Never]

*Tosses coins at HavocMinstrel*

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

By the way, do most people pronounce it like 'Deloris' or 'hit or miss'?

In med school, our professors (PhD's in anatomy) always pronounced it "clit'-er-is" (more like "hit or miss"), but these were also guys that pronounced centimeter as "sonnameter", so take it for what it's worth.

[Edited by Oliver Clozoff on 09-03-2000 at 11:40 AM]

 

[Patryn]

Do whatever works. If you can orgasm the way you say, whether you know it or not, you ARE masturbating. That's the general idea of masturbation, to have an orgasm w/o a partner.

 

[Cheyenne]

*quickly passing through this one...so as not to get anything on my shoes...*

LOL at Havoc's shoes......