How to make a woman shut up

[usemeplease28]

I just figured something out.. let me know ways that have worked for you!

I licked her toes and all in between.. and she for the first time ever was at a loss for words... went right from talking about feminism and abortion to.. sparse mutterings about "god"

 

[arienette]

I just figured something out.. let me know ways that have worked for you!

I licked her toes and all in between.. and she for the first time ever was at a loss for words... went right from talking about feminism and abortion to.. sparse mutterings about "god"

You just may turn a staunch atheist into a believer. Now get the hell over here.

 

[usemeplease28]

You just may turn a staunch atheist into a believer. Now get the hell over here.

I need a few more posts before that can happen

 

[arienette]

I need a few more posts before that can happen

*dies*

Look what you did.

 

[usemeplease28]

*dies*

Look what you did.

HA.. almost there.. don't you worry.

 

[buxxxom]

I just figured something out.. let me know ways that have worked for you!

I licked her toes and all in between.. and she for the first time ever was at a loss for words... went right from talking about feminism and abortion to.. sparse mutterings about "god"

Yep, that'll do it! Also, a hairbrush and gentle strokes through my hair can reduce me to a blubbering, quivering mass.

 

[wehstar]

I just figured something out.. let me know ways that have worked for you!

I licked her toes and all in between.. and she for the first time ever was at a loss for words... went right from talking about feminism and abortion to.. sparse mutterings about "god"

I am either missing the point or stating the obvious, but:

- Surely a gag is a more reliable method, involving much less sustained effort.

- I have also found that turning down the earpiece volume on the phone and repeating "yes dear" every thirty seconds also seems to work.

 

[usemeplease28]

I am either missing the point or stating the obvious, but:

- Surely a gag is a more reliable method, involving much less sustained effort.

- I have also found that turning down the earpiece volume on the phone and repeating "yes dear" every thirty seconds also seems to work.

HAHA.. I have implemented both of those myself.

 

[buxxxom]

I just figured something out.. let me know ways that have worked for you!

I licked her toes and all in between.. and she for the first time ever was at a loss for words... went right from talking about feminism and abortion to.. sparse mutterings about "god"

I was ready to be angry with you at the title of your thread, until I read the rest of it!

My hubby, who is looking over my shoulder, just replied "Shove your underwear in her mouth." What shall I do with him?

 

[TheEarl]

My hubby, who is looking over my shoulder, just replied "Shove your underwear in her mouth." What shall I do with him?

Shove your underwear in his mouth?

The Earl

 

[usemeplease28]

I was ready to be angry with you at the title of your thread, until I read the rest of it!

My hubby, who is looking over my shoulder, just replied "Shove your underwear in her mouth." What shall I do with him?

HA....

 

[mckai777]

So wrong.

 

[slyc_willie]

And thus . . .

The real truth is revealed.

 

[Carnevil9]

Lessons from Gor

Tarl Cabot of Gor knows how to make a woman shut the fuck up. He takes a wad of her long hair, balls it in his fist, and shoves it in her mouth. Then he takes a few more strands of her tresses from each side of her head, and ties them in front of her mouth to keep the wad from popping out.

I'm not ADVOCATING this approach, mind you, just reporting it......Carney

 

[slyc_willie]

Tarl Cabot of Gor knows how to make a woman shut the fuck up. He takes a wad of her long hair, balls it in his fist, and shoves it in her mouth. Then he takes a few more strands of her tresses from each side of her head, and ties them in front of her mouth to keep the wad from popping out.

I'm not ADVOCATING this approach, mind you, just reporting it......Carney

Stop it . . . you're encouraging him.