How to make a man shut up

Trinique_Fire said:
I like a swift blow to the head.

Anyone?

That makes me angry!! I dont like you!!! you said something bad about a man and your a woman!! ARGGGG
just kidding.. that was my impression of someone else on here.

Was quite funny.

:)
 
Trinique_Fire said:
I like a swift blow to the head.

Anyone?

grab his crotch...
how hard is depending if you want him to shut up cause he is an ass or because you want someting else to occupy his mind :devil:

or when the guys really tick me off at work I turn & look them in the eye & say "bet your mom wished she had swallowed" or "I wish your mom swallowed"
nasty but shuts them up either because the image of mom & dad having sex grosses them out still or they are thinking of a blowjob... not sure which... I usually walk away as they ponder...
 
Trinique_Fire said:
That's what I was really going for. :)

Yeah. Thought so. :D

(did you see my party invite? everyone is welcome to come. ;) If not, see said asshole's thread. :) )
 
Stegral said:
grab his crotch...
how hard is depending if you want him to shut up cause he is an ass or because you want someting else to occupy his mind :devil:

or when the guys really tick me off at work I turn & look them in the eye & say "bet your mom wished she had swallowed" or "I wish your mom swallowed"
nasty but shuts them up either because the image of mom & dad having sex grosses them out still or they are thinking of a blowjob... not sure which... I usually walk away as they ponder...


and a man would most likely say this as a comeback quickly....

"I wish your mom swallowed"...: You mean like yours.

never mind that was lame. I suck!
 
In order to get most men to shut up, ask them a question involving a word with more than three syllables....
 
usemeplease28 said:
You wish you could suck as good as me LOL

You know...

Ari obviously likes you. She is well-loved here. She feels a need to defend you, thus bringing her into conflict with those who otherwise would have no reason to be upset with her.

A real man would recognize that he is possibly doing harm to someone, someone he claims to care for, and change his stance and tone.

and no...it doesn't matter that you think she approves of your actions. It doesn't even matter whether or not real harm is done. I, for example, may breathe a hearty sigh at her choice...but I will not lose respect for her.

What matters is that you are potentially harming one you claim to love and you appear intelligent enough to recognize it...yet you continue. That is not the act of a real man.
 
I did say MOST...
If three fail to grant you three blinks and a blank stare, use four.
 
Belegon said:
You know...

Ari obviously likes you. She is well-loved here. She feels a need to defend you, thus bringing her into conflict with those who otherwise would have no reason to be upset with her.

A real man would recognize that he is possibly doing harm to someone, someone he claims to care for, and change his stance and tone.

and no...it doesn't matter that you think she approves of your actions. It doesn't even matter whether or not real harm is done. I, for example, may breathe a hearty sigh at her choice...but I will not lose respect for her.

What matters is that you are potentially harming one you claim to love and you appear intelligent enough to recognize it...yet you continue. That is not the act of a real man.


Well spoken Bel :rose:
 
Belegon said:
I, for example, may breathe a hearty sigh at her choice...but I will not lose respect for her.

You might not, but I sure as hell will.

What the fuck are you THINKING, Ari? In two days, this dickwad has alienated everyone on the boards.

Hope he's worth it. :rolleyes:
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Indeed.

It probably will have no effect, however.

If it would, it wouldn't have needed saying I suppose. No, it will generate more sound and fury, as meaningless as that which went before.

It may generate some chestbeating and namecalling. I'd be surprised if my own masculinity were not shortly called into question.
 
Right.

Now I'm totally lost and will pronptly shut up. Which, I guess, could be added to the list.....
 
A tight sweater works for me. A mouth on the right spot works too. A breakup works. It depends on your goal. A friendly knee in the groin while kissing him goodnight would be discouraging as well. *smiley face - however you do that*
 
Belegon said:
If it would, it wouldn't have needed saying I suppose. No, it will generate more sound and fury, as meaningless as that which went before.

It may generate some chestbeating and namecalling. I'd be surprised if my own masculinity were not shortly called into question.

You are pure quality, Bel.

On the other hand, do you want to do some chestbeating for me? I'd love to check out your masculinity, too. :rose:
 
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