How to GET SOME

work and camp? theres your problem. instead of camping on your off time try going to a bar or a club.
 
get some money?
get some friends?
get some time to yourself?
get some knowledge of earthly matters?
get some chocolate?
 
roosterado9 said:
I must really need help cause its been like 5 years All I do is work and camp

Apply your obvious talents and work at a nudist camp. If you get laid then great, if not than you will realize you didnt miss a thing. Or do like the rest of us 5 year veterens and enjoy being a tree hugger. Now go find your own knot hole! I just got this one all spruced up and shes mine.
 
Are you looking for a relationship, or just sex? I've heard people say that if they go out looking to get laid, it generally doesn't happen. Desperation is a huge turnoff, apparently.
 
Sounds like you are waiting for something to fall into your lap... go out there and TRY to score and you might actually get there.
 
Eilan said:
Are you looking for a relationship, or just sex? I've heard people say that if they go out looking to get laid, it generally doesn't happen. Desperation is a huge turnoff, apparently.
Exactly!

When I was unattatched, I found that if I went out "on the prowl", I'd never "score". But when I went out just looking to have some fun - have a few drinks, shoot some pool, throw some darts, bs with the guys - that I'd (occasionally) start talking to a woman (with no expectations of anything happening - just another person to talk to), that I'd eventually wind up in her bed.

I think that a woman is just more at ease and up for the idea of perhaps something happening when a man doesn't come off as having an agenda (i.e. he treats her like a human being) rather than looking at her as if she's a piece of meat... But I could be wrong.

Maybe some of the ladies could offer an opinion?
 
you sound like you are extremely desperate. Women can smell desperation as easily as they can smell cologne. Until you are secure with yourself and your situation, things will not change for you. It really is about confidence and how comfortable you are with yourself and that you arent trying too hard. Nothing else really matters when it comes to picking up women.

I find that if I'm out somewhere I tend to go for the guys that are casually glancing across the room to try and catch my eye. They dont have to necessarily buy me a drink or anything, but at least make an attempt to show some form of interest. From there, I usually approach them making first contact.
 
I was hoping for a Sorta pretty loyal sexy Minnesota woman to fall into my lap or hop onto my lap or suck my lap Then I'd have a compainiojn for Dinner and Theatre ect
 
roosterado9 said:
I was hoping for a Sorta pretty loyal sexy Minnesota woman to fall into my lap or hop onto my lap or suck my lap Then I'd have a compainiojn for Dinner and Theatre ect

Waiting for romance to happen isn't the most productive of approaches. If you want a relationship, sex buddy, or date to take out on the town, then you need to be more active about finding one. Try posting personals, either online or in your local newspaper. If you enjoy the theatre, maybe you could join a discussion group in your area. Taking classes or volunteering are other potential ways of meeting people. Clearly your current routine isn't bringing the ladies to you, so you need to make some changes and get out there and meet them.
 
roosterado9 said:
I was hoping for a Sorta pretty loyal sexy Minnesota woman to fall into my lap or hop onto my lap or suck my lap Then I'd have a compainiojn for Dinner and Theatre ect

well it is a bit of a secret, but this friend of mine knows all kinds of magic, and there is this specific women-rain dance you can do, and then, when it starts raining women, just make sure you catch the right one in your lap.
 
roosterado9 said:
I must really need help cause its been like 5 years All I do is work and camp
5 years damn man where you been prison thats a long time must be a reborn virgin :nana: j/k
 
Munachi said:
well it is a bit of a secret, but this friend of mine knows all kinds of magic, and there is this specific women-rain dance you can do, and then, when it starts raining women, just make sure you catch the right one in your lap.

Munachi, is there a magic man-rain dance too? :cathappy:
 
pleasteasme said:
lol....less magic huh?

btw, your sig line, I used it on a friend yesterday.....LMAO!!! Thanks :D
and you don't really need to dance if you don't want to, either.

hehe... glad to hear it is useful...
 
Munachi said:
well it is a bit of a secret, but this friend of mine knows all kinds of magic, and there is this specific women-rain dance you can do, and then, when it starts raining women, just make sure you catch the right one in your lap.

pleasteasme said:
Munachi, is there a magic man-rain dance too? :cathappy:

Well, there is this song called "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls....... :nana: Maybe if you ladies dance to it?
 
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Munachi said:
and you don't really need to dance if you don't want to, either.

hehe... glad to hear it is useful...[ /QUOTE]

Love it, first one on my thread :D [/threadjack]
 
quoll said:
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Munachi said:
and you don't really need to dance if you don't want to, either.

hehe... glad to hear it is useful...[ /QUOTE]

Love it, first one on my thread :D [/threadjack]

oh... just read this... *proud*
 
hehe funny thing is i don't have a driving license, i never even tried to learn to drive... so i wonder what that says about me...
 
Munachi said:
hehe funny thing is i don't have a driving license, i never even tried to learn to drive... so i wonder what that says about me...

Hah, it took me over twenty years to even think about getting my license, weird huh!
 
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