How to get anal sex

[TheDR4KE]

A friend of mine told me about a story of a pilot who was asking another pilot about how he thinks he could get his wife to have anal sex with him (my friend's an air hostess), and he said that he needs to find out what she wants. Later they talked again and she wanted a big fucking diamond ring. So this story naturally makes the rounds of pilots and hosties -- then there's a BBQ and the guy's wife is going around showing off her new diamond ring to everyone ... who are all trying not to crack up.

A few days ago I came across this online... and couldn't stop laughing.

Quack

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[TheDR4KE]

So what have you done to get anal sex? Or what would you want?


Quack

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[glamorilla]

well i was going to say dinner and a nice show but i wanted other people to answer first.

 

[Problem Child]

Call Killswitch's son?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Damn!! You mean I could have got diamonds first?????