How To Fuck Obama On Amnesty

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Obama says he wont let the GOP shut the government down over amnesty tho the GOP says it has no intentions of closing the government. But there's something they can do that's worse than giving government employees free time off.

Don't approve any Obama appointments for judges or dog catchers or whatever. The Supremes already fucked him about recess appointments, so he'd be fucked again if he cant fill vacant positions.

They can also make things so toxic no one will vote for Hillary in 2016. Like not funding the perfesser who wants millions to create a national wheel chair dancing program. She wants the government to buy and distribute the fat girl WALMART carts she manufactures that let fat girls scooter about the floor as they sway to Richard Simmons tunes. There are millions of such pork bills.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Don't approve any Obama appointments for judges or dog catchers or whatever.

I think that is what they were planning anyway.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The GOP is on the tv wringing their hands and whining about how to handle Obama.

Its simple, what you do is toss the dead car by the tail into the sanctuary of America. Then toss in the pix of Obama with his pee pee in the cats ass.

 

[phrodeau]

That's today's GOP - the party of higher unemployment.

 

[Killswitch]

The GOP is wringing their hands and whining about how to handle Obama.

The GOP is wringing their own necks if they don't beat President Obama to the punch on Immigration.

Period.

Bohners a pussy though so you're going to get creamed on this one no matter how many times you try to tell people otherwise.

 

[possum123]

The politicians have to keep the voters entertained.
Without the daily soap opera the voters might take a real look at the politicians they elect.

 

[PayDay]

Easy to do JBJ:

"There is nothing wrong with the immigration system. The only problem is bullshit and a lack of enforcement. Here are the facts."

"...wonder why they haven't" would be a far better question.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Easy to do JBJ:


"...wonder why they haven't" would be a far better question.

"Lack of enforcement" is no problem under the Deporter-in-Chief.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Wait, you're telling me the GOP is more concerned with screwing Obama over than getting some work done to help better then nation for the constituents that elected them to do so?


I'm fucking shocked

 

[Adre]

Wait, you're telling me the GOP is more concerned with screwing Obama over than getting some work done to help better then nation for the constituents that elected them to do so?


I'm fucking shocked

Mr. McConnell has been very clear about that for the last six years.

 

[PayDay]

"Lack of enforcement" is no problem under the Deporter-in-Chief.

Saying you are the Pope does not make you the Pope.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/apr/1/istook-obamas-deportation-rate-hits-record-low-not/

Although the Obama administration claims deportations have hit an all-time high, they’ve actually hit record lows, covered-up by a shell game of phony numbers, said*Jessica Vaughan, the Center for Immigration Studies’ director of Policy Studies.

http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2011/12/obama-admin-skews-deportation-figures/

The Obama Administration drastically inflated statistics to show that it has deported a record-high number of illegal immigrants with criminal records, according to federal data obtained by a nonprofit university group dedicated to researching the government.

The new documents reveal the figure is actually at an all-time low and rapidly decreasing, leaving the Obama Administration with egg on its face just weeks after bragging about removing an unprecedented number of criminal aliens. In mid-October, Obama’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) director jubilantly announced that nearly*55% of the record 396,906*illegal immigrants deported in fiscal year 2011 were convicted of felonies or crimes.

...keep living in that fantasy ass fantasy land.

 

[PayDay]

Wait, you're telling me the GOP is more concerned with screwing Obama over than getting some work done to help better then nation for the constituents that elected them to do so?


I'm fucking shocked

Getting work done to help better the nation for constituents IS fuckingover BO and his Change America plan.

 

[phrodeau]

Mr. McConnell has been very clear about that for the last six years.

The man won re-election on a platform of promising not to do his job.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Wait, you're telling me the GOP is more concerned with screwing Obama over than getting some work done to help better then nation for the constituents that elected them to do so?


I'm fucking shocked

There was a poll last week about what should be the top priority of the incoming congress.

The choices were

• Impeach Obama and send America a message, or
• Enact conservative legislation

Impeaching Obama was the choice of 57% of Republicans.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Getting work done to help better the nation for constituents IS fuckingover BO and his Change America plan.

No that's called a "Partisan Pissing Contest" it's a gigantic waste of time and money...

Coming up with a bill they can cram down his throat and give his veto the fuckin' fingah would be getting America squared away AND shit on O's shoes.....would be the smart thing for them to do.

Notice the difference? One gets shit on O's shoes...the other actually gets things done AND gets shit on O's shoes. But we all know GOP will cut their nose off to spite their own face.....they always do, only real question is will they do it before or after 2016...

I don't think they have the patience/foresight and will do it ASAP blowing their own dicks off and securing a DNC white house for another 4 years.

 

[BotanyBoy]

There was a poll last week about what should be the top priority of the incoming congress.

The choices were

• Impeach Obama and send America a message, or
• Enact conservative legislation

Impeaching Obama was the choice of 57% of Republicans.

Just look at payday....he thinks they are one in the same....LOL

 

[PayDay]

No that's called a "Partisan Pissing Contest" it's a gigantic waste of time and money...

Coming up with a bill they can cram down his throat and give his veto the fuckin' fingah would be getting America squared away AND shit on O's shoes.....would be the smart thing for them to do.

Notice the difference? One gets shit on O's shoes...the other actually gets things done AND gets shit on O's shoes. But we all know GOP will cut their nose off to spite their own face.....they always do, only real question is will they do it before or after 2016...

I don't think they have the patience/foresight and will do it ASAP blowing their own dicks off and securing a DNC white house for another 4 years.

So your partisan pissing contest is ok, but any other variation is wrong? Are you fucking retarded?

Just look at payday....he thinks they are one in the same....LOL

If you tried to grasp what I think your fuzzy little head would explode.

 

[PayDay]

If you tried to grasp what I think your fuzzy little head would explode.

Example: What I think:

"Which way is up?"
"Are you sure?"

 

[possum123]

How in the hell can a party be elected without fucking over the people and blaming the results on the other party?

 

[PayDay]

How in the hell can a party be elected without fucking over the people and blaming the results on the other party?

Honesty and fair compromise?

 

[possum123]

Honesty and fair compromise?

Sure.
So many politicians get elected because they are honest and fair.

 

[PayDay]

Sure.
So many politicians get elected because they are honest and fair.

That---^ is just pure cynicism.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Getting work done to help better the nation for constituents IS fuckingover BO and his Change America plan.

What you allude to has never been the aim of any government that ever was. Regardless of what they call themselves every government is Al Capone and Bugsy Moran fighting to control Chicago. Whatever public good is done is always shoddy stuff at outrageous prices.

The GOP wont fight Obama too hard about amnesty, cuz they want it too. Obama wants it for new Democrat voters, the GOP wants it for the big corp payoffs.

 

[PayDay]

What you allude to has never been the aim of any government that ever was. Regardless of what they call themselves every government is Al Capone and Bugsy Moran fighting to control Chicago. Whatever public good is done is always shoddy stuff at outrageous prices.

The GOP wont fight Obama too hard about amnesty, cuz they want it too. Obama wants it for new Democrat voters, the GOP wants it for the big corp payoffs.

Dr Dre does community service.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Just look at payday....he thinks they are one in the same....LOL

He's the gift that keeps on giving!

Tin-foil hat conspiracy theory? He'll accept 'em at face value, no proof needed.
Obama re-elected in 2012? Aw hell naw, he can't believe it, it's a commie plot.