How To Fuck Mom??

[Guest]

HOW CAN I FUCK MOM? MAYBE SEDUCE, OR RAPE, OR DRUG, HELP FUCK HER!!

 

[Jabo 69]

Mother Fucker

I'LL HOLD YOUR BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MR.GGG]

Tell her you're gay. That should do it.

 

[MissTaken]

I bet you write naughty words on the blackboard at school, when the teacher isn't looking, too?

 

[MR.GGG]

Thanks for the compliment, I think. The tense should be "wrote" naughty words on the board. I haven't been in school since arrggh...a long time.

Upper NY, huh? I'm southern Ontario. I'll go way up the CN Tower and you stand on the shore and wave. Betcha I can see you...

 

[MissTaken]

Oopsie!

The tense is correct as I was trying to find out if the post was made by a high school kid

The CN tower?

Well, I will be waving from Boldt Castle !

 

[pinklipstick]

Seriously, I think we need to come up with a plan here.

Once a week, on a rotating basis, we should just post the question, "How do I..." and then list all the following:

Fuck my mother?
Fuck my father?
Fuck my brother?
Fuck my sister?
Fuck my grandmother?
Fuck my pet dog/horse/cat/gerbil?
Have sex with 12 year olds?
Force my wife into a gang bang?
Rape my secretary?
Drug my next door neighbor and fuck him/her?
Did I miss any?

That way we could get it out of the way for that week.

 

[MissTaken]

You forgot one:

fuck Misstaken?

 

[pinklipstick]

You forgot one:

fuck Misstaken?

My most abject apologies for missing that one!

 

[Titania1616]

Seriously, I think we need to come up with a plan here.

Once a week, on a rotating basis, we should just post the question, "How do I..." and then list all the following:

Fuck my mother?
Fuck my father?
Fuck my brother?
Fuck my sister?
Fuck my grandmother?
Fuck my pet dog/horse/cat/gerbil?
Have sex with 12 year olds?
Force my wife into a gang bang?
Rape my secretary?
Drug my next door neighbor and fuck him/her?
Did I miss any?

That way we could get it out of the way for that week.

you forgot inanimate objects! (you'd be surprised)

 

[boz]

You forgot one:

fuck Misstaken?

Is MissT as really in the same category as the others? In MissT's opinion?

 

[throbbingcock]

I actually rubbed my mothers clit through her strech pants while she was asleep. I slept in the same bed as she, it was in a hotel room Im sure she woke up after a few seconds but she let me do it for over 30 minutes her breathing was very heavy but she stayed very still. The next morning was a bit strange because I couldnt look her in the eye. This happened about 5 years ago when I was about 20 or 21, she's 44 now and still sexy as hell.

 

[throbbingcock]

but to answer the question I still havent figuared that one out.

 

[Freya]

but to answer the question I still havent figuared that one out.

Well gee, thanks for sharing.....blech!




Now to be serious though..I wanna know how to fuck Miss T...can anyone help me?

 

[MissTaken]

Well gee, thanks for sharing.....blech!




Now to be serious though..I wanna know how to fuck Miss T...can anyone help me?

It is a lot easier than trying to fuck your mother or a tree or a goldfish!

Really!


But it might cost ya!

 

[Freya]

It is a lot easier than trying to fuck your mother or a tree or a goldfish!

Really!


But it might cost ya!

flat rate or long term costs?