How to eat Pussy

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Nina teaches Cunny.

Interesting and informative. Excellent basis for a "breaking in" scene.

Nice to hear from a woman how to actually excite her, instead of "It all feels good," when you ask the question, "How an I doing?"
 
Aww man, I thought this was going to be about preparing Chinese food!

Fun video, unfortunately the average guy really doesn't care if he's doing it right or not so she's pretty much just teaching women.

The best part however, was the pop up that came on telling me that I can talk to Krissy from my own home town of Warwick!
 
Proper etiquette teaches us to use a knife and fork when eating an entree. :D

Ol' Nina has had more pricks than a porcupine handler and tasted more pussy than ten litters of kittens and is still at it. I'm guessin' she'll die in the saddle or in harness doing what she likes best ... fucking.
 
Fun video, unfortunately the average guy really doesn't care if he's doing it right or not so she's pretty much just teaching women.

Then lucky for me I married Mr Penn. He's definitely above average on this subject.
 
Then lucky for me I married Mr Penn. He's definitely above average on this subject.

And I'm sure he is well rewarded.

Years ago my sister gave me very basic, but very good advice with women. "In bed you get what you give and the woman always cums first."

That theory has served me well over the years.

Well that and the fact a lot of guys suck in bed. That low bar is easy to top!
 
And I'm sure he is well rewarded.

Well that and the fact a lot of guys suck in bed. That low bar is easy to top!

So true. That's why any intelligent woman takes her man out for a test drive before she should get serious. Maybe he looks good in the showroom but tends to stall out at important intersections, or perhaps he revives his engines but fails to peel off, or maybe he initially handles well but slides in the curves? If more ladies would test drive their men before investing too much time in a relationship, there would be less buyers' remorse. More women are realizing that sex is a crucial component of a successful relationship thanks to the internet and a more open attitude about sex. I guess men aren't going to be able to hide behind a women's lack of knowledge any longer. By the way, Mr. Parks is an excellent driver and a pussy savant. :D
 
Yawn. There's a lid for every pot, and one size does not fit all. I'm thinking of a cello playing vid I've seen. Critics toss plenty of tomatoes at the cellist's fingering but her 'sound' is divine.
 
So true. That's why any intelligent woman takes her man out for a test drive before she should get serious. Maybe he looks good in the showroom but tends to stall out at important intersections, or perhaps he revives his engines but fails to peel off, or maybe he initially handles well but slides in the curves?
If more ladies would test drive their men before investing too much time in a relationship, there would be less buyers' remorse. More women are realizing that sex is a crucial component of a successful relationship thanks to the internet and a more open attitude about sex. I guess men aren't going to be able to hide behind a women's lack of knowledge any longer.
By the way, Mr. Parks is an excellent driver and a pussy savant. :D

An admirable sentiment, Neko, but I think it fails to address one problem.
That of the nervous, flustered or down-right inept male. That is not to say that he cannot be taught or shown or would remain untrained, you understand. One test drive, so to speak, may be insufficient for the job.

I wish such instructors as Nina had been around when I was 20.
Most of the 60s revolution was on film and in the big cities, not where I was.
 
An admirable sentiment, Neko, but I think it fails to address one problem.
That of the nervous, flustered or down-right inept male. That is not to say that he cannot be taught or shown or would remain untrained, you understand. One test drive, so to speak, may be insufficient for the job.

I wish such instructors as Nina had been around when I was 20.
Most of the 60s revolution was on film and in the big cities, not where I was.

Sorry, HP. I didn't mean sound like some hypercritical, hardnosed Teutonic judge at the Olympics. :rose:

What men don't understand is that appearing nervous, flustered, or shy is not a turnoff for quite a few women (at least in my experience). ;) Nervousness or flusteredness in a sexual partner indicates a level of sincerity that I find charming. No one is a perfect lover, but if the chemistry is right it doesn't matter. Attitude is everything. If there is a sense of playfulness and unselfishness, then even ineptitude can be changed by a willingness to experiment and learn new techniques. As someone who once upon a time wanted to "save herself for marriage", I am glad that I gave up that potentially disastrous idea while I was in college (I lost my virginity my senior year in college, so I guess I was a stubborn hold out for all that soul mate nonsense). :rolleyes: My older sisters convince me to gain experience, so that I could make an inform choice of partners. I am grateful that I listened to my sisters, and I would urge all women to not discount the sexual side of any potentially serious relationship. By the way, I think it’s refreshing that so many young women are not handicapped with ideas of sexual purity like I was in the ‘80’s and ‘90’s.
 
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Sorry, HP. I didn't mean sound like some hypercritical, hardnosed Teutonic judge at the Olympics. :rose:

What men don't understand is that appearing nervous, flustered, or shy is not a turnoff for quite a few women (at least in my experience). ;)
Nervousness or flusteredness in a sexual partner indicates a level of sincerity that I find charming. No one is a perfect lover, but if the chemistry is right it doesn't matter. Attitude is everything. If there is a sense of playfulness and unselfishness, then even ineptitude can be changed by a willingness to experiment and learn new techniques.
By the way, I think it’s refreshing that so many young women are not handicapped with ideas of sexual purity like I was in the ‘80’s and ‘90’s.

I was always told that the Lady comes first. That said, it wasn't bedroom activities about which we were speaking at that time; it was simple politeness.

I can wince at the number of "failures" I suffered [yes, and the occasional laughter], but, eventually, I discovered how to eat pussy. That sorted out one or two problems, especially as I also discovered the ice-cube. Then I discovered that if that has gone well, I could relax and enjoy the ride.
 
I was always told that the Lady comes first. That said, it wasn't bedroom activities about which we were speaking at that time; it was simple politeness.

I can wince at the number of "failures" I suffered [yes, and the occasional laughter], but, eventually, I discovered how to eat pussy. That sorted out one or two problems, especially as I also discovered the ice-cube. Then I discovered that if that has gone well, I could relax and enjoy the ride.

Ladies can come first, in between, and last--or all three. . .we're flexible that way. :nana: Relaxed is always best way to go for the ladies-- gentle and slow with a deft and nimble tongue. For most women, the entire area is really sensitive and becomes more sensitive as we become aroused. If more men would just settle in, relax, and open their mouths like they were French kissing her other mouth, they be surprised at how easy it is really is to please a woman.;)
 
"Murphy had been invited to meet a few of the members of Maureen's group, as she had called it. Murphy was interested to meet any friend of Maureen's. He was interested in the whole concept of the group. He couldn't imagine how he had come from the Rockpile, in Afghanistan to Heaven, in Horner Soprings in just eight short months. Maureen was just selling Real Estate the other day but tonight, she had upped the ante.
Not only would he get to lick, fuck and tickle Maureen, but her Aunt Jodie and a couple of other women too! Maureen had been less that specific about the other women, so Lester was certain doing doggie, might be in his future.
Lester was a bit afraid that he couldn't handle that much pussy at once, but Maureen had been confident that he would do well. "We aren't judgmental, but that is one reason for rule #1 though."
"What's Rule #1?"
Maureen batted her eyes at him and smiled, "Girls always cum first."
Murphy smiled, "Any other rules I should know about?" He asked and stroked her arm.
"No, if you comply with #1, it'll all workout fine."and she kissed him goodbye."

Horner Springs Retirees, "The Gourmet Club", soon the be coming soon to Lit!
 
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