How to clean the ass !!?

scart

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I was wondering how all that pornstars clean the ass hole and that canal too of all that smelly ...... U know and if there is an easy NOT gross way to do that so the ass all clean ang good for a good inside massage (he...he)
 
thanks for the rep but isnt the enema alittle messy could any one give me aguid for it step by step maybe 'cuse i didnt do that befor and im realy confused about that i wish i culd use it on my girl.
 
thanks for the rep but isnt the enema alittle messy could any one give me aguid for it step by step maybe 'cuse i didnt do that befor and im realy confused about that i wish i culd use it on my girl.
Google 'enema instructions' or 'how to do an enema' for a guide. It's not that difficult, but, yes, it can be messy and uncomfortable.

If you don't want some shit on your dick, don't stick your dick in poopy places.

How old are you, anyway?
 
Google 'enema instructions' or 'how to do an enema' for a guide. It's not that difficult, but, yes, it can be messy and uncomfortable.

If you don't want some shit on your dick, don't stick your dick in poopy places.

How old are you, anyway?

I always love to read your responses Erika. But I just have to note, this seems one of the shortest ones on record. I do really appreciate your thoughtful and freely given advice. An admirer. :)
 
Thanks alout SweetErika I think i will pass on this one 'cuse my girle downt like the anal sex because "ITS DIRTY OUT THERE" so i dont think she will agree to have enema after all:eek::(:( .
 
I always love to read your responses Erika. But I just have to note, this seems one of the shortest ones on record. I do really appreciate your thoughtful and freely given advice. An admirer. :)
Thank you!

And I'm short-winded here and there. Gotta keep the readers on their toes. ;)
 
scart said:
Thanks alout SweetErika I think i will pass on this one 'cuse my girle downt like the anal sex because "ITS DIRTY OUT THERE" so i dont think she will agree to have enema after all:eek::(:( .
Why don't you volunteer to do the enema and the anal penetration first and let her know what it's like? :)
 
I clean mine, or the asshole of the girl I'm about to split in twain with my manhood, through this easy process:
1. Fill rectum with vinegar
2. Spread the anus wide and drop in some baking soda
3. Hold your anus closed as long as possible
4. Expel the mixture in an appropriate manner and location
5. Rinse with luke warm water and repeat as necessary
 
When you say bleach your asshole, are you really using bleach? It seems to me that doing that would be somewhat...uncomfortable....but who am I to argue with porn starts and asshole bleaching!
 
When you say bleach your asshole, are you really using bleach? It seems to me that doing that would be somewhat...uncomfortable....but who am I to argue with porn starts and asshole bleaching!

I think it was a joke, but there is an anal bleaching procedure that's performed by some cosmetic surgeons. Some porn stars and overly insecure people pony up the cash so they can have a pinker anal area.

I'm sure you could find what they use for anal bleaching with some searching.
 
There was a reality show about the porn guy Seymour Butts (See More Butts, get it?). This guy was into Anal with girls. lots of girls and lots of anal. they showed one "before" the shoot and talked to the girls and the girls all had like 2-3 enemas each and said they use many of these before the shoot. Also they drink plenty of water as the enemas do dehydrate you. I thought it funny at the time but with this type of movie and all the closeups, they had a point. You want to be clean and not "messy" when Mr. DeMills calls for your closeup!

Just my two cents.

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