How to build a good toy collection

So you are saying that you would not be freaked out if girlfriend said that she had like 8 to 10 different vibrators in her collection?

If I were looking for a girlfriend I wouldn't be freaked out by it. I would freak out if my partner played more with his toys than with me though. I think they are wonderful to spice "team" things up once in a while and amazing to spruce up me-time ever so often.
 
Had a girlfriend once that opened up her toy box to me and said, Let's play.

I still don't get spread bars VS flexible restraints and I still don't totally get why getting flogged makes a woman drip juices, but whatever makes them cum hard, long and loud has always been a favorite thing with me!:devil::)
 
Cumference, you said "dildi". *snort*

Yes, I am this juvenile.

Indeed, I think it is a much better plural.

"Dildos" sounds like an outdated, but naughty, operative system and "Dildoes" makes me think of....... Horny deer!
 
I was just talking with a friend the other night about how many toys one should have. We jokingly tossed out that one would need a walk-in closet for all the toys one should have. Is it possible to have too many? :confused:

OnlyMeMyselfAndMeAgain said it best, all your favorites, plus a few more.
 
The right number of toys is the number you want and can afford. A variety of toys is good. My wife has probably a dozen that can serve various purposes on any given day. However, her Hitachi Magic Wand is like the "go to, old reliable" whenever all else may be falling short.
 
aside from anything else ( financial constraints for example ) to my mind there's a distinction between owning and using, or rather, being good enough to keep to use sometime.
the amount that we've discarded over the years in £ is quite sobering, but at the time they were bought and used for a bit of spice....

A while back i purged the toy chest, binned a load of bits and pieces that were never getting used and in all likelihood never would again. Whenever there's a long play session in the offing i'll take out a few that are not the obvious 'go to's '
because after all variety is fun!

Think nowadays we're down to a dozen or so dildi....handful of vibes, a cple of mains powered units and an f/machine - with the usual blindfolds/restraints 'sexeccesories'. Could def live with less, but as i said, for us, variety is fun. Which reminds me that 2 rechargeables have just bitten the dust and ought to be replaced.......
 
i have nothing meaningful or useful to add, but i wanted to chime in.

dildi is my new favorite word.

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So you are saying that you would not be freaked out if girlfriend said that she had like 8 to 10 different vibrators in her collection?

I wouldn't be intimidated one bit. If anything it says a lot about her own sexual comfort level. She's a little kinky. A little brazen. And she definitely knows how to please herself. I'd be seriously aroused if she could show me what gets her off.

Okay maybe that's the voyeur in me speaking up but I for one love a good pre-game entertainment. She knows her body a helluva lot better than I do. You bet I'm going to watch and learn what gets her off. And while I know my dick isn't going to have the stamina of one of her toys- it's attached to me. I'm confident enough to know that her toys aren't going to be a match for the real deal in that human-to-human intimacy. We obviously hit if off somehow for her to show me her toys so I'm looking forward to learning more and getting her off with them and me in the mix as well.
 
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