How to be Politically Correct (Blah)

[DevilishTexan]

*HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

*She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

*She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

*She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

*She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

*She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

*She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

*She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

*She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

*She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

*She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

*She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

*She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

*She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.




*HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

*He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY

*He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN

*He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS

*He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION

*He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

*He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL

*He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION

*He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY

*He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

 

[southpaw77]

I like the term sexually extroverted. It sounds much nicer!

Oh! And chemically inconvenienced is a good one, too!

 

[36-29-36]

*She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

This sounds like it could be covered by your insurance..... low cost provider.

he he

 

[human_male]

Mmmmm, breasted American, mmmmmm.