How to be a "Good" Republican

[Purple Haze]

Make your boy wear a crewcut.

Wear a crew cut.

Keep your dog in a cage (kennel) in the back yard

Have a fat wife with a perm

Watch NASCAR

Watch NASCAR interviews

Fuck your fat wife

Go to church

Pretend you're a good person

Kick a homeless guy

Have a latte

Play with your cellphone

Listen to Rush

Buy a magnetic yellow ribbon for your SUV

Fart

Pretend you're working

Drive home to your big fat wife.

Suck her dick...

 

[LeahLo519]

Hmmm...3 of those were actually funny.

 

[Purple Haze]

Hmmm...3 of those were actually funny.

Republicans aren't funny, except to other Republicans...

 

[Purple Haze]

Say you're a Libertarian...

 

[marshalt]

Kick a homeless guy

One need not be a GOP'r to enjoy beating the dwelling challeged.

Have a latte

Play with your cellphone

That territory belongs to libs.

 

[Wok]

One need not be a GOP'r to enjoy beating the dwelling challeged.



That territory belongs to libs.

and do not forget Earth Shoes.

 

[Purple Haze]

Call homeless people "dwelling challenged"

 

[Purple Haze]

Play with your cellphone...

 

[garbage can]

Make your boy wear a crewcut.

Wear a crew cut.

Keep your dog in a cage (kennel) in the back yard

Have a fat wife with a perm

Watch NASCAR

Watch NASCAR interviews

Fuck your fat wife

Go to church

Pretend you're a good person

Kick a homeless guy

Have a latte

Play with your cellphone

Listen to Rush

Buy a magnetic yellow ribbon for your SUV

Fart

Pretend you're working

Drive home to your big fat wife.

Suck her dick...

Hey, I got 100 on that test........

 

[Purple Haze]

Go to church.

Check cellphone...

 

[phrodeau]

Apologize to the guy who shoots you.

 

[Purple Haze]

Apologize to the guy who shoots you.

Not a repuclican....

 

[Purple Haze]

Make fun of Katrina victims...

 

[Purple Haze]

Watch NASCAR...

 

[NaughtyLil1]

Throw out all your Penthouse and Playboy magazines and donate extra to the cenorship fund.

 

[MechaBlade]

Respect Bush and have sympathy pains when he chokes on pretzels.

 

[phrodeau]

Not a repuclican....

I refer to Harry Whittington.

You know, a Joker might describe his condition as "riddled".

 

[GeorgeWBush]

You forgot give all your money to pat robertson and the 700 club.

 

[MechaBlade]

Believe in the unification of Church and State, and call this proposed union "churchstate." In short, be a antidisestablishmentarian.

reiterated because I've never used that word in a sentence before.

 

[Killswitch]

Lie on your resume.

 

[MechaBlade]

Be Pro-War but dodge the draft.

 

[dagdag]

bring integrity to the oval office!

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Seriously, join the Republican Liberty Caucus. Rep. Ron Paul is the paragon of this movement. I note on another thread that many Litsers score "libertarian" on the world's smallest political quiz (also called the Nolan chart). RLC is for libertarians who want to "get in the game" and recognize that the Libertarian Party is not. RLC members are pretty lonely in the GOP right now. We would be better off if that changed.

Edited to add:

Libertarian = keep the government out of the bedroom and the boardroom. Limit government to core functions of public safety, enforce contracts, repel invaders.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Hmmm...3 of those were actually funny.

You are the Democratic Party's best ally.

 

[LeahLo519]

You are the Democratic Party's best ally.

And here I thought that was a comment you couldn't reply to with something completely irrevelant and retarded.