How they "do" things in South Carolina

[KillerMuffin]

Well, first you have to buy duct tape and two cucumbers.
Step two: get naked.
Then you break into the young lady of your dreams residence.
1001 uses for Duct tape: You try to cover her mouth with it.
Busted!


Breaking and entering has risen to a new level in Spartanburg County, South Carolina.

http://www.goupstate.com/hj/news/1214assault.asp

 

[StLBob]

...he was intoxicated at the time of the incident.

Ayuh... Intoxicated on "something" to be sure... Cucumbers???

 

[Renegade]

Maybe all he wanted to do was invite her out to have dinner for two??

Okay, probably not.......

Would make sense to use cucumbers though. Afterwards, you can just eat the evidence.