how the hell do i get a gf?

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I'm keen! I'm so up for it if you are!

Incedently, I'm not wearing a uniform right now. I'm actually not wearing anything right now.

MADDOG [/B]

Oh baby you turn me on! I will be right over. And I will wear the uniform so don't get dressed. LOL

Bonnie

 

[KillerMuffin]

MMmmmmm I just realized what this whole thread was actually about. I really have no idea how to get a girlfriend. Flashing my cleavage probably wouldn't work. Case n point, I've been after Bonnie for the last 45 minutes but MADDOG snagged her.

 

[Thumper]

Hey...over here!

Flash some of that cleavage over here!!! Or even to my email so I can look at it privately!!!..Looks like there is plenty to go around...

 

[KillerMuffin]

*makes sure no one is looking and flashes thumper some cleavage*

You know the old adage sweetness... show me yers I'll show you mine

 

[Thumper]

Decisions decisions...

Is that a request or an invitation...

*looking through photo collection for a Muffin melter pic*

 

[KillerMuffin]

Either

*gets out the gloves and tongs and digs into the fan cooled part of the hard drive for the thumper melter pic*

 

[Thumper]

fusing!!!

I AM MELTING!!!!!!!!

*in a terrible imitation of a witch from Wizard Of Oz*