how the hell do i get a gf?

[Guest]

ok i jus came back from basic training i'm 18 and a virgin i live in a small ass town so i don't want anyone from here where do i go to pickup girls i am in prime physical condition and look good i jsu have no social skills HELP!!!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

And where do you live cause I will be right there???

Lol

Bonnie

 

[Lethal_beauty_27]

oh i agreee where do you live..from the sound of it........just go out into public
it might be easier if you tell us where you are so people around you can come and see you
Lethal

 

[April]

Some practical advice for you, bub. Wait until you get to your first base. Geeze, it's not like you're gonna be at home for long, anyway.

 

[Endlessly]

Yanno, I've never been attracted to a guy my age or younger, but after a 6-month dry spell, I'll make an exception.

Hi. I'm Endlessly, 18, just-this-side of non-virginity, and I suggest you move to Montana.

 

[Patryn]

*shoves Endlessly out of the way* Well hello there sailor!! My 6-month without anniversary was Aug 1. If Endlessly beats me, she can have you, but I'm thinking we're talking a matter of days here.

 

[Lasher]

Start saving your money.....

Volunteer for duty in Korea... I hear they're pretty cheap there...

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Now Now girls I was here first lol

 

[Naked Hunny]

Ok girls ya know its pretty bad when we are on a sex site and fighting over the first new man!! Now get out of my way its my turn!!

Hi... Im Naked Hunny. Just got screwed over by the biggest asshole. Exactly where is it you live sweetheart?

 

[MADDOG]

Girls... for those of you that miss out I am here for you. K? Incedently, if you saw me you'd all be fighting over me for real... (Or is this a man i uniform thing? )

MADDOG

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Oh maddog I'm sorry babe. You don't have to be in a uniform for me to want you!

Bonnie

 

[Expertise]

Bonnie...you too have now been accepted into TACS (The Association of Cheap Sluts).

Welcome aboard!

I'll be mailing out an information packet and pre-approved application form to you today.

Send $19.95 and a pair of your panties to:

Expertise
International Membership Co-ordinator
TACS
PO Box........

 

[Naked Hunny]

Actually i prefer my man in uniform out of his uniform but oh well!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Start saving your money.....

Volunteer for duty in Korea... I hear they're pretty cheap there...

*snickers*

Neh, Hangook gago yojadulee mahnee fuckhaseyo.

*chortles*

Karucheman, uddun yojarl fuckhaghessamyun, balli balli kyulhoohaghessahehyo. Abojeedulee migook yukgoonul choahmote hehyo.

*giggles*

Beware...

Just for you Lasher... A bit of Korean

 

[Thumper]

Do what I do...

Just be devilishly charming with bad boy good looks...OR

Walk softly and carry a big stick(girls like "big sticks")...OR

Whack'em over the head and drag them back to your cave....OR

"Forget all that macho shit and learn to play guitar"
(I think they like watching us play with our instruments, can't be sure though)
Hey! Any of you ladies wanna watch me play??????

 

[MADDOG]

Re: Re: Start saving your money.....

Volunteer for duty in Korea... I hear they're pretty cheap there...

*snickers*

Neh, Hangook gago yojadulee mahnee fuckhaseyo.

*chortles*

Karucheman, uddun yojarl fuckhaghessamyun, balli balli kyulhoohaghessahehyo. Abojeedulee migook yukgoonul choahmote hehyo.

*giggles*

Beware...

Just for you Lasher... A bit of Korean

Is that actually Korean? Or the most politically incorrect thing I've ever heard?!

MADDOG

 

[MADDOG]

Oh maddog I'm sorry babe. You don't have to be in a uniform for me to want you!

Bonnie

I'm keen! I'm so up for it if you are!

Incedently, I'm not wearing a uniform right now. I'm actually not wearing anything right now.

MADDOG

 

[Naked Hunny]

Thumper, Sweetheart!?!

A man and his guitar is always a major turnon (Why am i serioiusly convinced I was born a decade too late?)

 

[Thumper]

Bored???

So you're bored eh Hunny? HMMMM I remember something about a killer pickup line you and sweet Siren were using on me....

something about centers of parallel universes and tongues and bodies...I think Stephen Hawking needs to look into this more

Guitar as a turn on??? HMMM OOOOOOOOH yeah(G chord with everything on ten!) nice vibrations.... OK gotta run...this is good...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Re: Re: Start saving your money.....

Is that actually Korean? Or the most politically incorrect thing I've ever heard?!

MADDOG

It's actually Korean. I'm multilingual. I speak Hick, Korean, Army, Navy, and can fluently understand Husband Grunt, though I can't speak it. Someday I hope to gain some proficiency in English.

I just forgot the word for fuck and didn't feel like looking it up. I would have put it in there in the korean alphabet instead of romanized, but it'd look like nothing but gibberish to ya'll, at least this way you can understand it. *smiles with bright vapidness*

It's probably rather politically incorrect too... now that I think on it.

 

[Skibum]

KillerMuffin,
Na-nun tong shi-nu mani-mani sa-rang ham-ni-da!

And the other phrase that every service man in Korea needs:
Mek-ju hanna, jo-say-yo.

 

[*Eve*]

You might want to put an ad up on the internet or out a personal in the newpaper, that's always a way to meet new people.

 

[Lasher]

Hey, uhhh... Skibum and uh... KM.....

The poor guy is never gonna be able to purchase his new-style Korean girlfriend if you guys don't translate that stuff for him.

 

[KillerMuffin]

KillerMuffin,
Na-nun tong shi-nu mani-mani sa-rang ham-ni-da!

And the other phrase that every service man in Korea needs:
Mek-ju hanna, jo-say-yo.

dictionary def of sarang: love (for person or thing) attachment, affection, charity, tender passion, platonic love, romance. Is that the saranghada you were aiming for?

Did you know that in Tekken 3, Hwarang's (actually a form of martial art) shirt says mek ju on the back of it?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Bonnie...you too have now been accepted into TACS (The Association of Cheap Sluts).

Welcome aboard!

I'll be mailing out an information packet and pre-approved application form to you today.

Send $19.95 and a pair of your panties to:

Expertise
International Membership Co-ordinator
TACS
PO Box........

Ok it's in the mail.

Bonnie