How stupid is Homburg?

[CaptainJack09]

How stupid is Homburg? 1 to 10, 10 being the most stupid.

Repost as requested from general board.

Input is greatly appreciated.

Best,
J

 

[graceanne]

omg hommie! you got your own thread! not as awesome as my thread, cause mine called me names in the title, but still cool.

 

[Keroin]

Um, where's the "gum" option?

 

[CaptainJack09]

Um, where's the "gum" option?

*gum*

there it is

 

[graceanne]

Um, where's the "gum" option?

he's not bright enough to know about the gum option. it's sad.

 

[CaptainJack09]

he's not bright enough to know about the gum option. it's sad.

i'm brighter than your face

prat

 

[graceanne]

i'm brighter than your face

prat

is that the best you can do? at least samuelx called me a bigoted white cunt. oh, yeah, and a nazi.

 

[Homburg]

Did he spell the name right?

*checks*

Okay, cool. The name was spelled correctly.

And I concur. A *gum* option is sorely needed.

 

[Etoile]

I am shocked and hurt!!!!! I thought for sure I had found the parent of my babbies!!! But there is no color=wheat anywhere!! I want to have the apparition to have babies!!!!!!! BUT NOBODY IS USING COLOR=WHEAT!!!! I am sad now. PLEAES HELP ME!!!

 

[CaptainJack09]

I am shocked and hurt!!!!! I thought for sure I had found the parent of my babbies!!! But there is no color=wheat anywhere!! I want to have the apparition to have babies!!!!!!! BUT NOBODY IS USING COLOR=WHEAT!!!! I am sad now. PLEAES HELP ME!!!

babies is not spelled babbies.

fail

prat

 

[00Syd]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA. This guy is the best thing to happen to this board for a while. We've been needing some comedy.

color=wheat

 

[graceanne]

babies is not spelled babbies.

fail

prat

Sentences are capitalized.

Dumb ass.

 

[Etoile]

babies is not spelled babbies.

fail

prat

Well now I know you are NOT QUALIFIED!!!!! Your use of color=wheat was a total deception!!! You are really a color=lime kind of poster!!!!! Here I thought you would be Jesus's gift to Literotica!!! You are just dashing hopes left and right sir!!!!!!!

 

[graceanne]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA. This guy is the best thing to happen to this board for a while. We've been needing some comedy.

color=wheat

yep

We gotta stop running off trolls, then there's no one to make fun of.

 

[graceanne]

hey, asshat. if you're gonna keep us entertained you need to hurry up with the posts. i know it's hard to type when there's nothing between the ears, but i'm getting bored waiting for you to post something funny.

 

[CaptainJack09]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA. This guy is the best thing to happen to this board for a while. We've been needing some comedy.

I agree Thank you knowledgeable miss! Shame the rest of these prats are too occupied with the giant hairy logs up their asses to see

 

[00Syd]

Etoile didn't notice my use of color=wheat I'm so sad. I wanted to have her babbies!

 

[00Syd]

I agree Thank you knowledgeable miss! Shame the rest of these prats are too occupied with the giant hairy logs up their asses to see

OOoooooh he LIKES me.

How should I use this to my advantage, you guys?

 

[Etoile]

Etoile didn't notice my use of color=wheat I'm so sad. I wanted to have her babbies!

Haven't you heard!!!!! It is not spelled babbies!!! I have been EDUCATED!!! However I am very glad to see some color=wheat in my thread!! Also I need some dinner!!!! All this talk about food like wheat and lime!!! What can I make to eat with some wheat and lime!!!!!!!!!!!!! But most importantly WHY IS THERE NO COLOR=GRAPE ON LITEROTICA

 

[CaptainJack09]

Haven't you heard!!!!! It is not spelled babbies!!! I have been EDUCATED!!! However I am very glad to see some color=wheat in my thread!! Also I need some dinner!!!! All this talk about food like wheat and lime!!! What can I make to eat with some wheat and lime!!!!!!!!!!!!! But most importantly WHY IS THERE NO COLOR=GRAPE ON LITEROTICA

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thats it

im being nice

i cun spel werdz

 

[graceanne]

Aw, man! you got two threads! i only got one! *pouts*

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=673948

 

[intothewoods]

I need some more explanation as to options 4 and 6 on the scale.

 

[00Syd]

Homburg is so lucky! I wish I could be just as popular as him one day.

 

[CaptainJack09]

I need some more explanation as to options 4 and 6 on the scale.

4 is your face

6 is prat

 

[graceanne]

I need some more explanation as to options 4 and 6 on the scale.

Those ones are booby trapped. If you choose them your hair will fall out.