How small is small

[car nut]

Am i the only one that gets 2 different measurements depending on if your measuring on the bottom or top side? Im about 7 1/2-8 on the top and aoround 9-10 on the bottom when its pointing up? WTF? Do i have a broken penis or what?

 

[TBKahuna123]

Am i the only one that gets 2 different measurements depending on if your measuring on the bottom or top side? Im about 7 1/2-8 on the top and aoround 9-10 on the bottom when its pointing up? WTF? Do i have a broken penis or what?

That's about the normal differential when measuring that way. Mine comes out about 9 one way and 11 1/4 the other.

 

[TBKahuna123]

You offered?????



*pointing*


There's the laundry basket!

Starch or press?

did you say laundry? *perk*

Funny, that's the same reaction my wife had when I told her this.

 

[fungirl911]

My opinion

So long as the chick feels it and enjoys it that's all that matters. The average dick size is about 6 inches. The only reason people say size is better is because it's a male dominance issue, guys just wanna be bigger than other guys because it's the main sexual organ... "Big" dicks are just as bad as small dicks from what chicks have told me. It hurts after a short while during sex as it stretches that bit too much.

If ya have a thumb size dick then just face reality and accept that it ain't much use to a woman unfortunately. It ain't your fault it's just unfortunate.

I agree with Different Guy, except for one thing............You can make up for it by bringing in toys, your tongue and fingers..........rock her world in other ways !!!

 

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[bisexplicit]

All this talk about cock size....it's ridickulous.

I thought a while back, after a lengthy discussion in another thread, we arrived at the conclusion that displacement was the best way to measure cock size.

"I got a 200cc cock" sounds a lot better than "mine's 6" "

Doctor, I need 200cc of penis, and I need it stat!

 

[TBKahuna123]

yup, this reminds me i should start my Christmas shopping now.

Nice!

 

[TBKahuna123]

Doctor, I need 200cc of penis, and I need it stat!

Would that be a Code Pink?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Would that be a Code Pink?

I think that's a Code Prick.

 

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[TBKahuna123]

So, does the doctor say something like "you might feel a little prick"

At least that might get us back on topic.

I heard this joke somewhere, but I couldn't believe I actually got to use this!

My dentist plays on my hockey team, so I know him pretty well. Last time I was there he pulled out the needle and said "OK, you're going to feel a little prick in your mouth."

I responded, "Doc I think we're gonna need a little more nitrous before I let THAT happen."

I think his hygenist wet herself, because she had to leave the room she was laughing so hard. Timing is everything folks, timing!

 

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[Eilan]

Oh, just never fucking mind.

 

[Scepter]

Maybe it's best to measure a penis like you would measure a cat's tail: From the asshole up.

In which case I'd have about 14".

 

[smood74]

just as long as she really loves you no matter i guess. as a side point if she was asian like www.FancyAsian.Com wouldnt matter because shed be hecka tight

 

[Quoll]

So, does the doctor say something like "you might feel a little prick"

At least that might get us back on topic.

No no, nurse, I said prick his boil, not boil...

 

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