EllieTalbot
Fear the Spoon
- Joined
- Feb 4, 2003
- Posts
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Time to spill, everyone!
I’ve been here over a year now, and in that time I’ve gotten the distinct impression that I’m in a minority. I don’t possess any naughty pics or magazines (okay- I have ONE pic), I have only one tape that I never watch anymore (total of four viewings), no toys, no BDSM lifestyle (or desire for one), am straight, and my big kick is erotic stories.
I feel so… ‘nilla. But comfortably ‘nilla.
Of course, I have no problem with the choices of others, unless we’re talking child porn/bestiality/scat/watersports. (icky)
But how porny are my fellow Litizens? I’ve wondered. Some of you seem to have loads of it at your fingertips.
I wanna know! So I’ve developed this little rating system. It’s my first time making one, so this ought to be an interesting experiment, for me, anyway, and I hope some of you enjoy this little diversion as well.
Get out a piece of paper and pen (if you’re bad at adding sums in your head, like I am), and get ready!
Now, since we’re all here on Lit, I’m assuming that everyone partakes in the erotic stories to some degree. And since we’re all reading erotica and post here, where there are porny AVs and such, everyone gets a porny rating of one right off the bat.
Here’s how to get your base score:
One porny mark: I’m here, but have no porn outside of what I see on Lit
Two porny marks: I have pics (computer and/or magazine)
Three porny marks: I have pics and videos/DVDs
Four porny marks: I have pics, videos, and toys
Five porny marks: I have pics, videos, toys, and a webcam I use for cybering purposes
Six porny marks: I have pics, videos, toys, a webcam, and costumes!
Now take your base score and add ONE porny mark for each of the following:
- I subscribe to sites where I pay for the porn
- Some of my toys are edible
- Some of my toys glow in the dark
- I cyber
- I cyber w/cam
- I have phone sex
- I pay for phone sex
- I’ve posed for pics for private use
- I’ve been filmed for private use
- My porn includes depictions of group sex and/or anal (if hetero or lesbian only- no additional marks for gay men on the anal pics!)
- I’m straight, but have some gay porn
- I’m gay, but have some straight porn
- I’m into mild BDSM, just as a fun hobby kinda thing, and some of my porn indulges that kink
- I’m into occasional, light roleplaying, and some of my porn is built around that
TWO additional porny marks for each of these:
- I’ve posed for pics that have been freely distributed
- I’ve been in a film that’s been freely distributed
- Some of my decorating is designed to enhance the sexual act (i.e., strategically placed mirrors)
- My toys include swings and/or harnesses
- I’ve been paid for posing in pics
- I’ve been paid for being in films
- I run a porn site (THREE if it’s a pay site!)
- I have pics, toys, posters or other porny material in open view in my home
- I’m into BDSM as a lifestyle
- I’m the DOM in a BDSM relationship (it’s extra porny for being the aggressive one)
- I have toys designed to inflict pain (THREE if your toys inflict injuries that leave permanent scars)
- I proudly bear scars gotten during BDSM-related sex acts
- While roleplaying during cyber, I’ve acted out incestuous fantasies (THREE porny marks for phone roleplay, and FOUR if you’ve roleplayed incest during an actual sex act)
- While roleplaying during cyber, I’ve acted out rape fantasies (THREE marks for phone, FOUR for during an actual sex act)
You get an additional TEN porny marks if this statement applies to you:
“I can’t post some of my porn on Lit because it’s not allowed.”
TEN more:
“Some of my porn is illegal.”
TEN more:
twitch, twitch “Wanna see some pretty pictures of my doggie?” twitch, twitch
So how'd you do?
My score is a pathetic six. My base score is three- for my Lit presence, one little pic and video, with an additional three points for having cybered once, having phone sex once (oh, so long ago!), and because my video features gay men.
Of course, you need not break down your score like I have (unless you want to
- Be Proud of Your Porniness!), but do vote your score in the poll!
I’ll be back this evening for the all-important results- don’t disappoint, now.
Porny in Portland,
Ellie
PS to those who’ve pm’ed me of late- I’ll respond tonight!
I’ve been here over a year now, and in that time I’ve gotten the distinct impression that I’m in a minority. I don’t possess any naughty pics or magazines (okay- I have ONE pic), I have only one tape that I never watch anymore (total of four viewings), no toys, no BDSM lifestyle (or desire for one), am straight, and my big kick is erotic stories.
I feel so… ‘nilla. But comfortably ‘nilla.
Of course, I have no problem with the choices of others, unless we’re talking child porn/bestiality/scat/watersports. (icky)
But how porny are my fellow Litizens? I’ve wondered. Some of you seem to have loads of it at your fingertips.
I wanna know! So I’ve developed this little rating system. It’s my first time making one, so this ought to be an interesting experiment, for me, anyway, and I hope some of you enjoy this little diversion as well.
Get out a piece of paper and pen (if you’re bad at adding sums in your head, like I am), and get ready!
Now, since we’re all here on Lit, I’m assuming that everyone partakes in the erotic stories to some degree. And since we’re all reading erotica and post here, where there are porny AVs and such, everyone gets a porny rating of one right off the bat.
Here’s how to get your base score:
One porny mark: I’m here, but have no porn outside of what I see on Lit
Two porny marks: I have pics (computer and/or magazine)
Three porny marks: I have pics and videos/DVDs
Four porny marks: I have pics, videos, and toys
Five porny marks: I have pics, videos, toys, and a webcam I use for cybering purposes
Six porny marks: I have pics, videos, toys, a webcam, and costumes!
Now take your base score and add ONE porny mark for each of the following:
- I subscribe to sites where I pay for the porn
- Some of my toys are edible
- Some of my toys glow in the dark
- I cyber
- I cyber w/cam
- I have phone sex
- I pay for phone sex
- I’ve posed for pics for private use
- I’ve been filmed for private use
- My porn includes depictions of group sex and/or anal (if hetero or lesbian only- no additional marks for gay men on the anal pics!)
- I’m straight, but have some gay porn
- I’m gay, but have some straight porn
- I’m into mild BDSM, just as a fun hobby kinda thing, and some of my porn indulges that kink
- I’m into occasional, light roleplaying, and some of my porn is built around that
TWO additional porny marks for each of these:
- I’ve posed for pics that have been freely distributed
- I’ve been in a film that’s been freely distributed
- Some of my decorating is designed to enhance the sexual act (i.e., strategically placed mirrors)
- My toys include swings and/or harnesses
- I’ve been paid for posing in pics
- I’ve been paid for being in films
- I run a porn site (THREE if it’s a pay site!)
- I have pics, toys, posters or other porny material in open view in my home
- I’m into BDSM as a lifestyle
- I’m the DOM in a BDSM relationship (it’s extra porny for being the aggressive one)
- I have toys designed to inflict pain (THREE if your toys inflict injuries that leave permanent scars)
- I proudly bear scars gotten during BDSM-related sex acts
- While roleplaying during cyber, I’ve acted out incestuous fantasies (THREE porny marks for phone roleplay, and FOUR if you’ve roleplayed incest during an actual sex act)
- While roleplaying during cyber, I’ve acted out rape fantasies (THREE marks for phone, FOUR for during an actual sex act)
You get an additional TEN porny marks if this statement applies to you:
“I can’t post some of my porn on Lit because it’s not allowed.”
TEN more:
“Some of my porn is illegal.”
TEN more:
twitch, twitch “Wanna see some pretty pictures of my doggie?” twitch, twitch
So how'd you do?
My score is a pathetic six. My base score is three- for my Lit presence, one little pic and video, with an additional three points for having cybered once, having phone sex once (oh, so long ago!), and because my video features gay men.
Of course, you need not break down your score like I have (unless you want to
- Be Proud of Your Porniness!), but do vote your score in the poll!I’ll be back this evening for the all-important results- don’t disappoint, now.
Porny in Portland,
Ellie
PS to those who’ve pm’ed me of late- I’ll respond tonight!
