How popular r U?

[Senna Jawa]

U should know that if your poem has scored 0-99 views then it is unkown. If from 100 to 199 then it is little known. Etc. Here is the full table:

• 0-99   --   unknown
• 100-199   --   little known
• 200-499   --   known
• 500-999   --   well known
• 1000-1999   --   popular
• 2000 & above --   cheap trash

Regards,

 

[karmadog]

subknown

Is there a category below "unknown"? How about "subknown"?

I have 320 views for all three poetry submissions combined. And a total of, I think, seven votes, but one of those was mine on my first submission.

 

[Ancient117331]

Popular?

Chuckling... 'Chep Trash" is good...yepyepyep.

Chris Twyford
Ancient117331

 

[JUDO]

Where do you come up with these numbers?


- Judo

Most of my poems lie between 0 and 500 views. I have three between 600 and 900.

 

[Angeline]

Ratings, Ratings, Ratings

So theoretically, you could get all your pals to view someone's poems and the poems could, by virtue of these views, turn to cheap trash almost overnight. That's like alchemy in reverse! What if your poem gets published? That must be worth about a million points!

 

[Angeline]

Ratings Redux

I'm wondering too, Senna Jawa, where this system originated. I'm hoping the answer is The Onion, or some such!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Oooooo

Even better: I bet that if I keep clicking the update button on the page of one of my poems for a couple of hours I could get like 20000 views really quick... don't even need to have pals!

 

[WickedEve]

I've had few poems make it to well-known.
I have a story that has almost 53,000 views. I guess it's gone from cheap trash to filthy whore.

How about:
0-2 You and your mom read it.
3-10 A few people clicked on it by accident.
11-30 You sent email with the poem's link to friends.
31-50 You used ~~~ as your title so you'd be at the top of the list.
51-100 You used a title like "My Hot Wet Tight Pussy" to lure readers in.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

How about:
0-2 You and your mom read it.
3-10 A few people clicked on it by accident.
11-30 You sent email with the poem's link to friends.
31-50 You used ~~~ as your title so you'd be at the top of the list.
51-100 You used a title like "My Hot Wet Tight Pussy" to lure readers in.

Damn...

I was going to name my next poem "~~~ My Hot Wet Tight Pussy ~~~" and e-mail a link not only to my friends but to all the e-mail addresses I could find... Now what???

 

[WickedEve]

There are many good titles out there, Lauren. May I suggest "My Tight Puckered Asshole Is Open For Business." That one has to be worth "cheap trash" popularity.

 

[Sweetwood]

Hot tight ass open for business

You Ladies are really hogging the cheap trash title search here.

How about

"my dick is curved like the moon"

Or

"Dripping pipe"

Or

"the day I sucked my own cock"

I would think these could reach stellar proportions! I mean the ratings not the pipes.

Sweetwood

 

[WickedEve]

I'm so tempted to use one of these titles just to see what would happen.
Sweetwood, could I have your "dripping pipe?"
Oh, forget it. I'll go with the asshole open for business.

 

[Sweetwood]

My dripping pipe is yours

While I am not a plumber, my dripping pipe is all yours Eve. If you run with it I'll run with My asshole is open for business. How's about it?

Sweetwood

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Can I use the tight pussy one? can I? can I?

 

[Sweetwood]

*jumpimg up and down*

*out of breath from running back and forth*

Oh, gooooooooddyyyyyyy, we have a threesome, one dripping pipe, and one asshole open for business and a tight pussy coming right up....

Man oh Man the challenge of the century

Sweetwood

 

[WickedEve]

Let me get this straight.
I get to use Sweetwood's dripping pipe, and Lauren gets some tight pussy, and Sweetwood gets my ass once it's open for business. Is that right?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Yeah! I'm all over that pussy now...

 

[Sweetwood]

Oh yea

You go girls, I'll do my manly duty and open that asshole for business.

I am soooo excited

naked Sweetwood

 

[Sweetwood]

This asshole is open for business

Open for business

He knelt, cowing before her prickly
And with hands determined
He spread those cheeks
As she stirred the suds softly

With a flair and a swing
She dipped, the white and hard
Bristles to capture the bubbles
To cleanse the interior

With a sigh (from her)
And a scream (from him)
The brush it entered
To the rim

He howled, she laughed
But all was well
Since the brush it cleaned
And made him ready for sale

This asshole is open for business
She whispered sweetly
After the hot brushing with the bottle brush

I am ready for business

What have you got?



Sweetwood

 

[WickedEve]

Sweetwood's Dripping Pipe

I have my hands on Sweetwood's pipe.
It's been dripping since the big burst.
Down on my knees,
I screw it and bang it.
Down on my knees,
I sweat and swear.
Hey Sweetwood,
you checking out my ass crack?
I screw and bang some more.
Sweetwood's pipe keeps on dripping.

 

[smithpeter]

Dear Wicked

I stand in line for your treatment.
Could it include dinner as well?
My treat

 

[Lauren Hynde]

S***

I need more time! I have to stop every 3 verses to get clean towels! Never written erotica before...

 

[Sweetwood]

damn we're good

With the brushing and the plumbing who dares to call us anything but good honest to god craftspeople. (how I hate political correctness creeping slowly up my ass ready for business)

Lauren, You're next!

I haven't had so much fun in a long time.

Sweetwood (still naked and smarting)

 

[WickedEve]

smithpeter

It would be nice to be fed. I get hungry with all the hard work I do.

Anyway, get in line, sp. I bet you have one major leak!

 

[Sweetwood]

Lauren

you don't need towels:

to stay in the theme, let it drip

Sweetwood