How old will you be the last time you have sex...

Ms_Ann

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with another human being? Do you currently know that person?
Will it be good?
 
Here's mine.


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What a great question!

I don't know the answer, but I hope that I'm so old that, in my dementia, I'll think I'm losing my virginity!

;)
 
Wrong sex but I've always liked Roger McGough's poem: let me die a young man's death.. summed it up for me :)
 
What a great question!

I don't know the answer, but I hope that I'm so old that, in my dementia, I'll think I'm losing my virginity!

;)

Sometimes I think it helps to remember you're traveling through time. At least for me.
 
I'll give a real answer.

I'm now 81. I've been married for 51 years to my wife who now has Alzheimer's disease. As near as I can remember, we last had sex about four years ago so I would have been about 77. It's likely that will be my last time.
 
I'll give a real answer.

I'm now 81. I've been married for 51 years to my wife who now has Alzheimer's disease. As near as I can remember, we last had sex about four years ago so I would have been about 77. It's likely that will be my last time.

3 posts in 14 years and all this year...what the fuck?
 
And 2 were a double post. :)



I hear nursing homes are great hook up joints.
 
Denny

So someone wants to know??????? We may not be much. But we are honest and tell way too much.

I'll be 78 next month if I live. We've been married 58 years and the sex has always been great.
It's been around three years since I could keep it erect. For a few years before that I was taking the magic blue pill. My doctor suggested I stop and he also suggested I have prostrate cancer. Just found out it hasn't spread!!!!!!!
Starting the first of the year I begin radiation treatments. Sounds exciting but the odds are I will die of something else later on.

My wife is nearly 76 and still has intercourse regularly. I get to watch, fondle her, and finger her. In a way, I'm still having sex.
The last time I have sex hopefully will be when I take my last breath.
 
3 posts in 14 years and all this year...what the fuck?

What the fuck does that have to do with the substance of my post. I hope that none of you have to end your life as a care-giver to one of the smartest most caring wife, mother and guidance counselor to thousands of children who were lucky enough to have her help.

I've been casually reading stories here for many of those 14 years. I only recently decided to participate in discussions here. Man, am I disgusted by the majority of posters who hate liberals (why?) and Obama. I'm not going to try and defend him because I think that many of the haters made their decisions when they saw his skin color.

Those of you gloating over the outcome of the last election should recognize that this is close to a fifty-fifty nation with usually a slight edge in the total vote to the Dems. There are many undemocratic reasons why the governing distribution distorts this.
 
What the fuck does that have to do with the substance of my post. I hope that none of you have to end your life as a care-giver to one of the smartest most caring wife, mother and guidance counselor to thousands of children who were lucky enough to have her help.

I've been casually reading stories here for many of those 14 years. I only recently decided to participate in discussions here. Man, am I disgusted by the majority of posters who hate liberals (why?) and Obama. I'm not going to try and defend him because I think that many of the haters made their decisions when they saw his skin color.

Those of you gloating over the outcome of the last election should recognize that this is close to a fifty-fifty nation with usually a slight edge in the total vote to the Dems. There are many undemocratic reasons why the governing distribution distorts this.

Don't try and reason with that nasty old fuck. He's a man pretending to be a woman, one of the worst trolls on here, and faked cancer for attention. He's a cunt.
 
So someone wants to know??????? We may not be much. But we are honest and tell way too much.

I'll be 78 next month if I live. We've been married 58 years and the sex has always been great.
It's been around three years since I could keep it erect. For a few years before that I was taking the magic blue pill. My doctor suggested I stop and he also suggested I have prostrate cancer. Just found out it hasn't spread!!!!!!!
Starting the first of the year I begin radiation treatments. Sounds exciting but the odds are I will die of something else later on.

My wife is nearly 76 and still has intercourse regularly. I get to watch, fondle her, and finger her. In a way, I'm still having sex.
The last time I have sex hopefully will be when I take my last breath.

Fingering and cleaning up your wife after someone else fucks her sounds like a blast!

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I'll give a real answer.

I'm now 81. I've been married for 51 years to my wife who now has Alzheimer's disease. As near as I can remember, we last had sex about four years ago so I would have been about 77. It's likely that will be my last time.

Thank you! Sorry about your wife :(

So someone wants to know??????? We may not be much. But we are honest and tell way too much.

I'll be 78 next month if I live. We've been married 58 years and the sex has always been great.
It's been around three years since I could keep it erect. For a few years before that I was taking the magic blue pill. My doctor suggested I stop and he also suggested I have prostrate cancer. Just found out it hasn't spread!!!!!!!
Starting the first of the year I begin radiation treatments. Sounds exciting but the odds are I will die of something else later on.

My wife is nearly 76 and still has intercourse regularly. I get to watch, fondle her, and finger her. In a way, I'm still having sex.
The last time I have sex hopefully will be when I take my last breath.

:( Good Luck with the radiation treatments.

What the fuck does that have to do with the substance of my post. I hope that none of you have to end your life as a care-giver to one of the smartest most caring wife, mother and guidance counselor to thousands of children who were lucky enough to have her help.

I totally agree.
Being a caregiver is very hard, I would wish that on no one. However, I suspect that many of us either are or will be caregivers during our lifetime.
 
Hopefully older than I am now, but my wife is away visiting family for a few weeks so you never know.
 
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