how old are you really?

Well thanks a lot!

I just aged 5 years in five minutes. And I was just now thinking about the birthday next weekend. Well now I will be 40.




:(
 
Re: Well thanks a lot!

Kymberley said:
I just aged 5 years in five minutes. And I was just now thinking about the birthday next weekend. Well now I will be 40.




:(

Ohhhh Kymmy, you look so good for your age.
Why you don't look a day over 60...........LOL
 
whew!

And here I was just worrying about my tits starting to sag just on the news that I was old.



Oh yeah one more thing JD. That casual fuck is definately off now. Can't be doing some young little stud like you at my age, it might just be that one that stops this ancient ticker and kills me.



But then if it was your fault, you would get stuck raising the kids.

:p
 
Kymberley said:




Oh yeah one more thing JD. That casual fuck is definately off now. Can't be doing some young little stud like you at my age, it might just be that one that stops this ancient ticker and kills me.



But then if it was your fault, you would get stuck raising the kids.

:p

:eek: Oh please, Kym. I've gotten you out of your highly sexual heart attacks and orgamic comas a many of times. Besides, what about me? How would I be able to go to your funeral and explain to your family why we are unable to get that smile off of your face?
 
I must be a youngin...

I'm eighteen, and it says that my age isn't in the right peramaters, so I'm guessing that I souldn't take the test... (or that I am the ageless goddess that I make out to be!)
 
GuyJD said:


:eek: Oh please, Kym. I've gotten you out of your highly sexual heart attacks and orgamic comas a many of times. Besides, what about me? How would I be able to go to your funeral and explain to your family why we are unable to get that smile off of your face?


Ooops forgot about those other times. But that was before I aged 5 years in 5 minutes.

As for the family, just tell them that my dying words were for them all to kiss my ass, that I died with a smile on my face, and they are all out of the will.
 
Re: I must be a youngin...

Basia said:
I'm eighteen, and it says that my age isn't in the right peramaters, so I'm guessing that I souldn't take the test... (or that I am the ageless goddess that I make out to be!)


Stick with the Ageless Goddess angle. Looks good on you. And you play that role so well. Congrats. lol


:p
 
Too many forms to fill out. I don't want to join that website and have some other worthless emails coming to my mailbox.

Besides, I've already taken the Death test and the Wealth test on www.thespark.com. And now I'm happy to say that I will croak on or around May 11, 2034 when I'm 71 but I'll be a millionaire when I'm 50.
 
Re: I must be a youngin...

Basia said:
I'm eighteen, and it says that my age isn't in the right peramaters, so I'm guessing that I souldn't take the test... (or that I am the ageless goddess that I make out to be!)

I agree with Kym, Basia. The ageless goddess identity fits you very well. Keep up the work. :p
 
I love you Writerdom, have I told you that?
It says I am 32.2!!!!! In actuality I am 36.5 so am happy, happy.
 
Merelan said:
I love you Writerdom, have I told you that?
It says I am 32.2!!!!! In actuality I am 36.5 so am happy, happy.

You don't look a day over 30 :)
 
Now i know I love you, or that you have been drinking some red stuff.
 
Chronological Age - 32

Real Age - 36
 
40 and counting

But Oprah says I am 36.4

I like her...now....

Guess that makes Bratcat an older woman to me...she is 36.55...;)
 
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