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Sweetcurvyred

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When I was offline for most of the day and unable to respond to pm's, I got this:

Well. Ain't you a piece of work, Red.

I'm gonna tell you something and you aren't going to like it: this is why you're 46 years old and writing personal ads.

Interested in making your acquaintance, a man REPLIED to your message.

That man is almost ten years younger than you. He reads 2-3 books a week, knows current events, and has traveled the world. He's emotionally available without being clingy. He is vigorously athletic, runs 3-4 times a week, works out routinely. He is respectful yet has a healthy appetite for pleasing a woman. Despite being well into his 30's, he can still put up an erection that would make a flagpole jealous.

And he showed an interest in you.

Most women your age would die to have your problem.

But, instead, you reply, TO MY REPLY to your message, with this rude bitchiness. Oh, you're so put out that after YOU ASKED men to contact you, a younger, healthy man showed an interest in you.

Well, ex-fucking-cuse me for living, Red.

I'm going to tell you something. I thought about posing this as a hypothetical, but someone as dense as you you wouldn't get it:

THIS RESPONSE THAT YOU SENT TO ME TYPIFIES WHY YOU ARE LONELY.

You drive people away.

You have one person to blame for your loneliness: YOU. YOU. AND FUCKING YOU.

I regret showing an interest in you. I WAS WRONG. You are not worth my time. No wonder you're posting personal ads at age 46.

Have a nice, long, lonely, unfulfilled life (like you already are),

-------------(the dude with better things to do than you).

XOXOXOXOXO
 
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What a douche! You're probably better off Red. Good luck with your search :)
 
ohhh doesn't that just warm the heart and make you smile...?

Lock up your bunnies!! WTF?!

:D
 
Welcome to lit, where all the lust is made up and the orgasms don't matter *said in Drew Carey's voice*
 
Wow, someone got bitter quick! Just a few rejection issues, methinks.
 
Way to go Red, sorry that I might be to old for you but nice to see you giving them hell
 
When I was offline for mostly of the day and unable to respond to pm's, I got this:

Well. Ain't you a piece of work, Red.

I'm gonna tell you something and you aren't going to like it: this is why you're 46 years old and writing personal ads.

Interested in making your acquaintance, a man REPLIED to your message.

That man is almost ten years younger than you. He reads 2-3 books a week, knows current events, and has traveled the world. He's emotionally available without being clingy. He is vigorously athletic, runs 3-4 times a week, works out routinely. He is respectful yet has a healthy appetite for pleasing a woman. Despite being well into his 30's, he can still put up an erection that would make a flagpole jealous.

And he showed an interest in you.

Most women your age would die to have your problem.

But, instead, you reply, TO MY REPLY to your message, with this rude bitchiness. Oh, you're so put out that after YOU ASKED men to contact you, a younger, healthy man showed an interest in you.

Well, ex-fucking-cuse me for living, Red.

I'm going to tell you something. I thought about posing this as a hypothetical, but someone as dense as you you wouldn't get it:

THIS RESPONSE THAT YOU SENT TO ME TYPIFIES WHY YOU ARE LONELY.

You drive people away.

You have one person to blame for your loneliness: YOU. YOU. AND FUCKING YOU.

I regret showing an interest in you. I WAS WRONG. You are not worth my time. No wonder you're posting personal ads at age 46.

Have a nice, long, lonely, unfulfilled life (like you already are),

-------------(the dude with better things to do than you).

XOXOXOXOXO

He sounds like a keeper! *snickerz*
 
I read that as

"Waaaa waaaaa waaaaaa you didn't like me and no one else does either"


Thank you for the laughs!
 
You should post that in the asshat thread, it certainly qualifies.

Don't give up, Sweetcurvyred, there are some polite folk on Lit. Really. :)
 
To this man's credit, he has written more than many do in all their posts combined in their entire lit lifetime.
 
LOL, yes, he did write more than most men probably do.

Unfortunately, he's a fuckwit. Probably also a virgin.
 
Hey he just had a date last night, Too bad he had to pour Jack Daniels over his hand to get it drunk enough to jack himself off with it.
 
My all time fav quote from Eleanor Roosevelt: No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Good advice from a wise woman.
 
Wowsers. Thanks for sharing. Some guys are just asshats. Good luck with your search. The men here are mostly wonderful. You should hopefully find some decent guys in the mix.
 
Idiots like that are what give forums a bad name.

Personally I've steered clear of forums until very recently because this kind of behaviour really pisses me off. It makes the forum look bad. It makes people who meet online look bad and it makes men (taking a broad stroke here I know) look like self-centred entitled asses.

I'm sorry you had to put up with that. Nobody needs that level of ignorance in their life. It was very considerate of you to not name-and-shame the guy.

(Rant over)
 
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When I was offline for most of the day and unable to respond to pm's, I got this:

Well. Ain't you a piece of work, Red.

I'm gonna tell you something and you aren't going to like it: this is why you're 46 years old and writing personal ads.

Interested in making your acquaintance, a man REPLIED to your message.

That man is almost ten years younger than you. He reads 2-3 books a week, knows current events, and has traveled the world. He's emotionally available without being clingy. He is vigorously athletic, runs 3-4 times a week, works out routinely. He is respectful yet has a healthy appetite for pleasing a woman. Despite being well into his 30's, he can still put up an erection that would make a flagpole jealous.

And he showed an interest in you.

Most women your age would die to have your problem.

But, instead, you reply, TO MY REPLY to your message, with this rude bitchiness. Oh, you're so put out that after YOU ASKED men to contact you, a younger, healthy man showed an interest in you.

Well, ex-fucking-cuse me for living, Red.

I'm going to tell you something. I thought about posing this as a hypothetical, but someone as dense as you you wouldn't get it:

THIS RESPONSE THAT YOU SENT TO ME TYPIFIES WHY YOU ARE LONELY.

You drive people away.

You have one person to blame for your loneliness: YOU. YOU. AND FUCKING YOU.

I regret showing an interest in you. I WAS WRONG. You are not worth my time. No wonder you're posting personal ads at age 46.

Have a nice, long, lonely, unfulfilled life (like you already are),

-------------(the dude with better things to do than you).

XOXOXOXOXO


My, my isn't he charming !.
Such a pleasant and respectful young man !.
He is not in the lease condescending or patronising !,
Looks to me Red that you've had a close encounter of the turd kind.

Maybe he should just go home and play with his train set, and leave us lasses alone till he knows how to treat us.

Has no one made this individual aware that the 40's are the new 30's. Under that premise perhaps the books he reads aren't age appropriate. (perhaps he should just stick to his colouring books )
 
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