how my date went (HA BLOODY HA)

[wizbit9]

last night was fab

well she didnt turn up till 11pm as she had another ingagement.

i was tired when she turned up. we drank 4 bottles of wine and talked crap and she passed out under a blanket on the floor

we have both awakened with mean hangovers and her with a sore neck and back from passing out on the floor

turns out she is vegan and i have nothing to feed her

she is currently having a bath to make herself feel happy so i have come on lit to moan

any symphathy out there

 

[DannyBoyUK]

After all that and she won't even have a joint bath with you ?

Yes you have mucho sympathy

 

[nzwookie]

Yep......not much but I can spare you some

Next time lay off the wine.....

 

[superlittlegirl]

If you want to fuck her,

order take out from a vegan restaurant or go to the store and get some vegan breakfast stuff and nurse her back to health. She'll be eating out of your hand in no time. Especially if you refuse to give her a fork.

So ya went with the hair of the dog, eh? How's the tummy?

 

[Zamdrist]

Hope my date turns out better! I'm feelin' for you man. (Ok, that was gay.) LOL.

 

[wizbit9]

Re: If you want to fuck her,

order take out from a vegan restaurant or go to the store and get some vegan breakfast stuff and nurse her back to health. She'll be eating out of your hand in no time. Especially if you refuse to give her a fork.

So ya went with the hair of the dog, eh? How's the tummy?

The tummy is just quavering a little. no growls as of yet

vegan food shops are few and far between in my neck of the woods. but i assume i can get something somewhere.

She can eat out of my hands anytime

(i could murder a sausage,egg,black pudding, bacon, cheese breakfast bagguette) no appreciated i would assume

 

[Lovepotion69]

last night was fab

well she didnt turn up till 11pm as she had another ingagement.

i was tired when she turned up. we drank 4 bottles of wine and talked crap and she passed out under a blanket on the floor

we have both awakened with mean hangovers and her with a sore neck and back from passing out on the floor

turns out she is vegan and i have nothing to feed her

she is currently having a bath to make herself feel happy so i have come on lit to moan

any symphathy out there

Interesting date.... I thought 4 bottles of wine and passing out was a big no no during a date...,but whatever works for you..hehe

Were both of you too drunk to get it on? Now THAT would have been bad...

Ok, I sympathise with you. *HUG*
Take me ou ton a date instead, I don't drink more than two glasses of wine and I've only passed out once (4 Cosmopolitans and a couple of other cocktails later). But the guy still got lucky in the morning...

 

[wizbit9]

Re: Re: how my date went (HA BLOODY HA)

Take me ou ton a date instead, I don't drink more than two glasses of wine and I've only passed out once (4 Cosmopolitans and a couple of other cocktails later). But the guy still got lucky in the morning...

i'll trade my model in for your model i think

i'll buy you 4 cosmopolitans if you buy me 4 black russians

 

[Lovepotion69]

Re: Re: Re: how my date went (HA BLOODY HA)

i'll trade my model in for your model i think

i'll buy you 4 cosmopolitans if you buy me 4 black russians

Deal!

If you really want to party I still have one litre of Absolut Vodka, a bottle of Champagne and a huge bottle of white wine in my room. From my b-day party a few weeks ago...

 

[wizbit9]

Re: Re: Re: Re: how my date went (HA BLOODY HA)

Deal!

If you really want to party I still have one litre of Absolut Vodka, a bottle of Champagne and a huge bottle of white wine in my room. From my b-day party a few weeks ago...

i guarentee i will come out to play if a bottle of vodka is in order

a way to a mans heart is through his stomach and if its filled with absolut is been won over

 

[superlittlegirl]

vegan food ideas for carnivores

OK, here's the plan. These are good things to get your vegan girlie at the store. And you must get food, if you don't want her to leave.

1. Soy Milk. The Silk kind. Chocolate or Vanilla.
2. Various and assorted fruits.
3. Morningstar Chik Patties (yummy! I think they are vegan, anyway. Maybe they are just vegetarian)
4. A large jug of bottled water. You both need to rehydrate.
5. A potato, onion, and some olive oil and you could whip up some killer hash browns...

That's enough to make you appear sensitive and concerned (as I am sure you are right?) Don't forget the painkiller, but check the label to make sure it is gelatine free. Gelatine has horse hooves in it, and a vegan won't take it no matter how badly her head is splitting.

Good luck, and I hope you get some!

 

[wizbit9]

its all good kids

im off to discover the wonders of a vegan life

heres a very peckish person signing off

 

[superlittlegirl]

That's so sweet!

The things carnivorous boys will do to get laid.....

Good luck, and get some for me while you're at it!

 

[wizbit9]

well im back to tell the world that the big multinational food companys are crap and not very into the vegan food

we went through the entire shop and coulnt find anything apart from some bread rolls and a tin of vegatable soup

everything contained some dairy produce wether it be milk, cheese or cream. even the linda mcartney vegatarian range isn't in accordance with vegans

Good on her for trying but the shops dont really encourage it
surprizing when the government is trying to push the healthy eating campaigns at the moment

anyone know of a website containing more information on vegan diets would be interesting to know