How much of a perv are you??

[The Heretic]

After slogging through a 2000 question survey this evening I decided to make one of my own. This one is a little more fun and entertaining. It only consists of 27 categories/sex practices/questions - with 9 multiple choice answers each.

Check it out at http://the.heretic.onasoapbox.com/pervtest.html

The page doesn't keep any info on you - no cookies nothing, just keeps a running tally of your score as you select the answers. It does require that you have ********** and images enabled, but that is it.

I am tired now, so I am going to bed, if you have any questions about what one of the icons means, ask the board here. Enjoy

BTW, my percentage is 83%.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Kitte]

Smurfing.....

despite that I ended up an 86%

 

[littlekateyes]

I got a 89%.

 

[The Heretic]

Perhaps I am just tired, but someone needs to explain this teabag thing to me....

Teabag is where a man lowers his scrotum onto his partners face. I suppose it could apply to a woman too - in that case my score would go up a little.

Hey - don't look at me - I didn't come up with these, I just used the icons because they were handy, funny and representative of some kinks (if someone can find some more just like those, then please let me know where I can get them). And no I didn't chose that one as something I like to do.

"Hot Karl" is where one person is defecating on a partner, I forget what "Dirty Sanchez" is. Smurfing is one person slapping a penis across a partner's face.

 

[HeavyStick]

96%

is that a nonstop flight to hell?

 

[sheath]

89%

I am proud of my perversion.

S.

 

[calypso_21]

Uh Yah.


84% here.

 

[sheath]

96%

is that a nonstop flight to hell?

Yeah, but damn...it's all about the ride!

S.

 

[The Heretic]

96%

is that a nonstop flight to hell?

I think so - that mean you answered very positively to just about every perversion in the list. My exceptions are beastiality, scat and golden showers.

 

[His_kitty]

84%

 

[sheath]

BTW

The "dirty Sanchez" is anal, followed by immediately sucking him off.

S.

 

[The_old_man]

Must be getting old ... only made 75%.

 

[HeavyStick]

I'm scared to read what perky would get.

 

[Kitte]

Ok wtf is smurfing!!!!!!!!

 

[The Heretic]

Ok wtf is smurfing!!!!!!!!

Smurfing is one person slapping a penis across a partner's face.

 

[HeavyStick]

Ok wtf is smurfing!!!!!!!!

It looks like a cock whipping across the face.

I call it "chimping"

 

[Kitte]

Smurfing is one person slapping a penis across a partner's face.

Whooooooo hoooooooo I mean ummm ok.

 

[The Heretic]

I owuld love to find some similar icons depicting bondage, spanking and other BDSM behaviors.

 

[HeavyStick]

I owuld love to find some similar icons depicting bondage, spanking and other BDSM behaviors.

maybe put your kinkicons in one. and use that as an av.

 

[Kitte]

I owuld love to find some similar icons depicting bondage, spanking and other BDSM behaviors.

I strongly support your efforts to find such.

 

[Shadowann2]

I got an 84%. I'm happy with that!

 

[The Heretic]

maybe put your kinkicons in one. and use that as an av.

Nah - I like my current icon - it fits my new nic.

Now if I could just find a pic with the hump on the other shoulder, I could make a GIF where the hump switches back and forth about once a minute or so - just like in the movie.

 

[The Heretic]

I strongly support your efforts to find such.

I haven't been able to find anything beyond the 27 I have on my site. I would think a spanking one would be easy to do. I think I would like to spank a young lady, and engage in mild bondage and role play, but the rest is probably a bit much for me.

 

[freakygirl]

80%