How Many?

[Bruiser]

I was just wondering how many of you have been on Jerry Springer and how many people who come here have only ever been married once?

 

[Laurel]

We've all been on Jerry Springer, and we're all married - to each other. Does that answer your question, Bruiser?

 

[Lasher]

You forgot one, Laurel...

We're all cousins, too.

 

[Laurel]

"Daddy says I'm the best kisser in the family..."

 

[Siren]

 

[CreamyLady]

Yes, and let's not forget sleeping with the brother-in-law (the one with twelve toes) while our sister was pregnant with Satan's baby . . .

 

[Never]

Cool.
Everyone, look for me soon, I'll be the blonde, homophobic lesbian who's sleeping with her best friend's boyfriend and I'll be on with a friend of mine, the anti-Semitic Jew.
I've been working on my head butt and have put together a truly impressive sentence of swearwords in which I use 'fuck' as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective and preposition.

 

[Xander]

LOL Fuckin' Bruiser.

No no. My turn at Jerry Springer was the best.
Because my dad's old high school friend was fucking my moms' brothers' best friends third cousins' childs' dogs' puppy. And he was accused for not paying enough attention to his wifes' long life best friend who had been his mistress since their wedding 30 yrs ago.
Of course his wife was there and it turned out that she was a true horse girl, who had been "playing" with ponies since puberty and been fucking around with the stable guys' entire family. Including the family cat.

OOoooo what fights. what fights

 

[Jade]

We've all been on Jerry Springer, and we're all married - to each other. Does that answer your question, Bruiser?

LMAO Laurel! Yep, you sure are a great wife haha!!

 

[Never]

LMAO Laurel! Yep, you sure are a great wife haha!!

You're just saying that because you're her favorite. Twice in one week! And poor me, I haven't seen her by my bedside in over a month. I've had to make do with the family dog.. earnestlover.
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[Savage Kitten]

I've had to make do with the family dog.. earnestlover.

haha oh my!! that was just too cruel!


*listens to the incestuous, bisexually married, crowd screaming "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"*

 

[Jonas]

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!.......

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yes, all Americans have been on Jerry Springer. We're all also racist and own guns and want desperately to police the world. We're all rich and we all live in either Washington DC, New York, Hollywood or Memphis, Tennessee.

Yep. There are 250 million of us in a continent sized nation of every temperrate zone in the world -- and we're all the fucking same.

 

[Gingersnap]

Bruiser I was asked to return twice after I was a sex toy of a giant ape who impregnated me. I gave birth to the little furry apes on the show. I then hauled all their hairy little asses to the show to meet their deadbeat dad Scotsquash. The last time I saw any of them they were climbing the top of the Hancock building and everyone of the little freaks was fucking a chicken.....

 

[Mensa]

Hot dog

LMAO Laurel! Yep, you sure are a great wife haha!!

You're just saying that because you're her favorite. Twice in one week! And poor me, I haven't seen her by my bedside in over a month. I've had to make do with the family dog.. earnestlover.
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Does the ASPCA know about this?<snicker>

 

[Rosebud]

I am actually the leader of this "FLOCK" and everytime they are "BAAAAAD" I call Jerry. He "HERDS" us in as quick as possible because everone, including "EWE" want to see us.

 

[Guest]

I think I have you all beat on a Springer show! My ex boyfriend married my ex girlfriend (who I honestly thought was straight after all), and they seduced me on my 21st birthday in a 3some. And it was boring! lol How's that?


~Tiggs~
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/sd3/lise.gif

 

[Shade]

What a bunch of sick fucks.....ahhh, home at last.

 

[Rosebud]

I am saying this knowing that everyone will kill me for it...but i missed you fucking bruiser....

 

[Thumper]

Nope

Never made it on Springer...couldn't throw the chair far enough and I didn't have any sisters to sleep with...

Only been married once....If a shark bites me on the ass I'll be damned if I jump in the ocean again!

Tiggs...I think ya got them beat there, any trailers involved?
signed.... mildly sick fuck

 

[Jade]

LMAO Laurel! Yep, you sure are a great wife haha!!

You're just saying that because you're her favorite. Twice in one week! And poor me, I haven't seen her by my bedside in over a month. I've had to make do with the family dog.. earnestlover.
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LOL!! What about the other dog... "fido".. no wonder he looked so jealous yesterday!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

ok well once i was in the audience for The Tom Green Show .. i don't know if that counts ..

 

[Siren]

OH THUMPIE

 

[Bruiser]

Thankyou all you have now confirmed my thoughts on all Americans and please don't stop making such quality shows as Jerry Springer.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"Booger booger booger booger Jerry Springer booger booger booger Americans booger booger booger Springer booger booger booger..."

PLEASE someone pick another bad American TV show to prove what idiots all Americans are. Let me help you. Saved by the Bell, The Love Boat, The A-Team, Family Matters, The Donny and Marie Show, Happily Ever After, Guiding Light, Judge Judy, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Growing Pains, Living Single, Who's The Boss, Supermarket Sweep, Pacific Blue, Baywatch: Hawaii, Jack of all Trades and My Mother the Fucking Car -- okay?

Sheesh. The Springer reference is a bad smell that won't go away.

Kind of like Bruiser.