How many words are there for penis?

[YogiBare]

OK porn writers, go to it!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

according to the thesaurus i have.. genitals, phallus, gonads, lingam

others that i've heard/used... dick, cock, magic stick, dipstick

 

[Moridin187]

Hold on a tick, a friend of mine did a survey a while back on euphemisms at a college campus, lemme see if I still have it

 

[InnesLane]

From George Carlin: the one-eyed wonder worm




(My wife used to call mine Elmo, but please don't let that get around.)

 

[registered "^^"]

OK porn writers, go to it!

Just one penis.

 

[Moridin187]

Ah, found it!
Boner
Peter
Junior
Piper
Pecker
Pickle
Sailor
Hard Salami
Mr. Mushroom Head
One Eyed Willie
Chrome Dome
Dick
Wee-Wee
Wang
Wand
Dong
Schlong
The Wild Horse
Poindexter
Lil' General
One Eyed Wonder
Wonder Worm
Snake
Johnson
Mr. Willy
Old Man
Young Man
Pinocchio
Cock
Flagpole
Love Boat
Bo-Bo
Rod
Rolley Polley
Lil' Rascal
Anaconda
Dexter Saint John
Long Dong Silver
The Gipper
Oil Checker
Sausage
Watergun
Tube Steak
Grenade Launcher

and my own addition, The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

 

[Sabineteas]

Oh

You missed what one of my ex's used:

One-eyed trouser snake

 

[YogiBare]

Tim

Mine was "Ralph."

Can't women have perverse senses of humor sometimes?

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

tally wacker
Nigel is it's name at our house

 

[YogiBare]

The Gipper!

What a riot for we liberal democrats!!

 

[Moridin187]

lol.. I don't know many euphemisms myself, I always just called mine a dick...

 

[Wiggles]

.

 

[Dr. B]

the red-headed, blue veined, palpatating love pole

love muscle

wheeler

dispenser of Dr. B's root tonic, (patent pending)

 

[YogiBare]

Mori, don't think of them as euphamisms ...

Think of them as "love-handles."



(Sorry.)

 

[Willing and Unsure]

my boyfriend calls his "his little guy"

but i will say that he is definitely not little

 

[carrie-on]

I like trouser trout...LOL

 

[Earthmuffin]

the wierd ones...

"frooter"

"thingy"

"probe"

"stanley"

"richard"

"pedro"

 

[ExLimey]

Blue vein piccolo (sp)

Pants puppet (reminds me of a joke)

 

[felixdakat]

you forgot

mr beefy and the olsen twins

 

[Debbie]

willie
dong
percy
Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle
Gristle Missle
Pumping Pole of Penile Power
Bone-Her
Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls)
Granite Edifice
One-Eyed Fred
Dip Stick
Piss Pump
Meat Wrench
Nightcrawler
Blue-veined Junket Pumper
Love Pump
Richard and the Twins
One Eyed Wonder Weasel
Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken
Tobias the Cheeky Monkey
Johnson
Trouser Snake
Tool
Thrill Drill
Sex Pistol
Pocket Rocket
One Hole Friction Whistle
The Pink Oboe
Purple-Helmeted Warrior
Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower
Trouser Trout
Vlad The Impaler

 

[Dillinger]

abominable pants worm
battering ram
rod
all-beef sausage
virgins dream
member
virile member
unruly member
cock
hunk of meat
fuck rod
fuck stick
fucker
fuck meat
fuck muscle
fuck pole
fucking stick
fucking tool
erection
twig and berries
prick
stiffy
thruster
blind bob
big one
meat
big piece of meat
dong
bilbo
fish stick
fat peter
meat puppet
meat axe
meat flute
meat dagger
meat seaking pissle
meat whistle
meat and two potatoes
meatus longus
middle leg
one-eyed worm
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser snake
one-eyed zipper snake
one-eyed wonder worm
one-eyed demon
one-eyed monster
one eyed whale
humpmobile
jolly roger
towel rack
tree of life
tree of love
trombone
Captain Hard
Captain Picard
appendage
schlong
schwantz
schwanz
schnitzel
schmekel
schmeegle
salami
love bone
love dart
love gun
love machine
love meat
love muscle
love torpedo
love pump
love stick
love's battering ram
love's sensitive truncheon
rump splitter
jiggle bone
jimbrowski
instrument
HUGE MONSTER COCK
thing
thing-a-ling
ding dong
zucchini
yardage
Master of Ceremonies
master tool
masterpiece
The Satisfier
woody
major woody
hard-on
World Class Hard-On
lizard
longfellow
joy stick
joy prong
prong
joint
hung
hung like a horse
hung like a stallion
hung like a bull
hung like a dinosaur
hung like GOD
hung like motherfucking GOD

(OK - I'm worn out - maybe I'll post more tomorrow)

 

[Rubyfruit]

Dillinger,

You crack me up. I loved those!

May I have a helping of "HUGE MONSTER COCK?" The waiter accidentally brought me the "twig and berries" special.

Ruby

 

[Dillinger]

Cumming right up - HUGE MONSTER COCK - that's my specialty! *grin*

 

[Rubyfruit]

Cumming right up - HUGE MONSTER COCK - that's my specialty! *grin*

So I've see...., er, heard.

Ruby

 

[YogiBare]

Dillinger, that's truly amazing.

Debbie, i absolutely love "purple helmeted yogurt thrower". That's what I call creative ' where'd you hear it.

I've got to add the Yiddish word - "schmuck".