How many times have you masturbated in your life?

[Jodaily]

I started jacking off 50ish years ago, and while I do have a wife and son it hasn't slowed me down much. Gotta love internet porn. I'm roughly estimating 12,000 times. And I think that's a low estimate. Cum on, tell the truth here.

 

[sixfoot4]

I started jacking off 50ish years ago, and while I do have a wife and son it hasn't slowed me down much. Gotta love internet porn. I'm roughly estimating 12,000 times. And I think that's a low estimate. Cum on, tell the truth here.

I once tried to estimate how much cum, got to about 2 bath fulls!

 

[Jodaily]

I once tried to estimate how much cum, got to about 2 bath fulls!

Hmmm, interesting thought. Nice and warm and slippery.

 

[sixfoot4]

Hmmm, interesting thought. Nice and warm and slippery.

Great for the skin tone.

 

[bi_cpl_with_crossdresser]

I wouldn't even know where to begin to estimate, but well into the tens of thousands. Wish I could remember each and every one of them.

 

[sixfoot4]

To misquote the Mars Bars advert
'A wank a day helps you work, rest and play'

 

[Not Normal]

 

[ZfrkS62]

Fuck.. We were supposed to keep track?

 

[la_ruche]

Hmmm, 38 years of active service and at least 5 times a week would be 9880 times. But - in my teens the jerks/day were significantly higher, like 3-8 times/day.
So, estimates are close to 20k.

 

[Twistedkink]

Twice a day on average since I started having wet dreams.

 

[sixfoot4]

Here's a post I put up a year ago. Someone did query the arithmetic.
As I came I wondered just how much semen have I pumped out over the years. Gotta 'fess up, I'm over 60 now, but still get a nice rigid cock and shoot a good load. Let's do some math. Google says the average man ejaculates 1.25 to 8 ml of the old wallpaper paste. Well, of course, I'm a 'heavy shooter', well when young the several white 'ropes' I threw out were received with surprise so maybe I was once. But let's say the average is 5 mls. Now of course we men all have sex multiple times a day....not. Well, as a young man I did cum several times having got the girl into bed. But now it's once a go. So let's say Mr Average ejaculates five times a week over a 50 year sex life. That's wanking and shagging. So that's nearly 65,000 mls equals 65 litres, nearly 14 gallons! Fuck me! So ladies forget Cleopatra bathing in ass's milk, fill that bath, you know it's good for skin tone (well, that's what I tell them.)

 

[HoldYouDown]

This reminds me of an old Father Guido routine. Sins cost money but some are more expensive than others. Masturbation, 35 cents. But it adds up...

 

[LostMidlander85]

Surely this is the reason numbers stretch out to infinity. The combined number of the lit community would be massive.

 

[la_ruche]

Surely this is the reason numbers stretch out to infinity. The combined number of the lit community would be massive.

Got a mental image of an Olympic size swimming pool

 

[live4thebj]

How could anyone possibly know?

 

[stretchedballs]

Since there have been times at certain stages in my life when each days total was frequently 5+ that would make my total somewhere north of 30,000. And I enjoyed every one.

 

[Uncut1969]

Probably don’t want to know!

 

[Mature4P]

27 times

 

[Jodaily]

Fuck.. We were supposed to keep track?

Well, hell yes. You mean you can't remember how many times you've spanked that poor abused monkey .
I got a notice once that the ASPCA was going to charge me with animal abuse for all my chicken choking and monkey spanking. Had a lot of esplaining to do. She let me off with a verbal warning after giving me a severe tongue lashing.

 

[Jodaily]

27 times

I think you missed a few zeros in there. Dang decimal points always seem to get lost.

 

[sixfoot4]

Well, hell yes. You mean you can't remember how many times you've spanked that poor abused monkey .
I got a notice once that the ASPCA was going to charge me with animal abuse for all my chicken choking and monkey spanking. Had a lot of esplaining to do. She let me off with a verbal warning after giving me a severe tongue lashing.

Tongue lashing on what?

 

[Jodaily]

This reminds me of an old Father Guido routine. Sins cost money but some are more expensive than others. Masturbation, 35 cents. But it adds up...

Well, like me, Father Guido probably used olive oil to sin. Good and slippery, cheaper, and makes for tastier cleanup.

 

[Jodaily]

Tongue lashing on what?

Well that mean old lady took it out on my monkey.

 

[ZfrkS62]

Well, hell yes. You mean you can't remember how many times you've spanked that poor abused monkey .
I got a notice once that the ASPCA was going to charge me with animal abuse for all my chicken choking and monkey spanking. Had a lot of esplaining to do. She let me off with a verbal warning after giving me a severe tongue lashing.

That sounds more like a PETA tasking after your abuses of one eyed wonder weasels and endangered trouser snakes

 

[storypost603]

way more times than i could count. the number is still going up and up.