how many times did you get puked on last night?

[Bert Notorius]

the worst part, she puked on her talking dog. while i was washing it in the sink, it kept talking to me...i love you...i'm hungry...why did you puke on me...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i haven't puked in yrs

 

[oggbashan]

Too often. Grandchildren are suffering from Norovirus...

 

[Bert Notorius]

"an adorable viral gastroenteritis"

 

[Bert Notorius]

so far the wee one has taken out:

talking dog
grandma (er)
mom
dad
auntdah

she still has the farts of death.
and then laughs about it.

 

[koalabear]

Wait till she starts walking. Get a head start and pad the whole house now.

 

[Bert Notorius]

she's ambulatory. she's sleeping right now. hard to imagine the destruction she leaves in her wake.

i sit here and wait for hammer to fall.