How many Republicans does it take

[KillerMuffin]

to screw in a lightbulb?

12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old
bulb;

23 to deregulate the lightbulb industry;

16 to cut funding for alternative lighting research and
development;

34 to cut the tax rate on lightbulbs;

53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb;

and 41 to talk with defense contractors about using night-vision
gear instead.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Two of course, but unless they're tiny you need a big lightbulb.

 

[KillerMuffin]

How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

24 to block the Clinton investigation, and 1 to fire a
designated nominee;

46 to increase regulation the lightbulb industry, and investigate
import balance;

32 to increase funding for alternative lighting research and
development;

68 to increase the tax rate on lightbulbs;

106 to cancel the block grant to the states and create a federal
Department of Light Bulb Investigations;

and 82 to cancel the contract with defense contractors about everlasting light bulbs.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I vote ACT.

I think Rodney Hyde throws light bulbs at traffic for fun.

 

[TWB]

Republicans

3 to cook the books at the three leading lightbulb manufacturing companies.

 

[CarolineOh]

Nobody knows. Rehnquist and Scalia stopped the count.

 

[sch00lteacher]

At least Republicans have light bulbs.

Democrats all live in the dark.

 

[Lost Cause]

A Little Drift In The Politics...

How many union workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Twelve! You gotta problem with that?

 

[Cheyenne]

At least Republicans have light bulbs.

Democrats all live in the dark.

Okay, not completely true, but I liked it anyway!