How many pornos do you own?

How many pornos do you own?

  • None

    Votes: 4 14.8%
  • 1-5

    Votes: 2 7.4%
  • 5-10

    Votes: 8 29.6%
  • 10-15

    Votes: 7 25.9%
  • 15-20

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • 20-100

    Votes: 2 7.4%
  • 100 + (you perv)

    Votes: 3 11.1%

  • Total voters
    27
Muahah.....

I worked at a place that had recorders for an arbitration, so at night I'd bring a handful of porn tapes down, and record them. After a couple of months, I had about 10 tapes -w- 4 movies each.

I had a girlfriend that would have some blankets on the floor in front of the TV, a bottle of wine, and a big bottle of babyoil, ready when I came home. We would fuck our way through a couple of tapes, sorta like a virtual orgy, which turned on her sexual overdrive! :p
 
One. A free one that came with something I ordered somewhere along the way. The tape is horrible, too. A good laugh though.
 
"Other" Porn Tapes...

Has anyone seen those X-rated blooper tapes?
Jeebus, they are so freaking funny!! Mistimed cum shots, farts, flies, laughing, and cues from the top stars in the field. It makes them more human after viewing them having trouble getting it up, having to pee first, and farting during a blowjob! :D
I think Ron Jeremy directed them.
 
Re: "Other" Porn Tapes...

Lost Cause said:
Has anyone seen those X-rated blooper tapes?
Jeebus, they are so freaking funny!! Mistimed cum shots, farts, flies, laughing, and cues from the top stars in the field. It makes them more human after viewing them having trouble getting it up, having to pee first, and farting during a blowjob! :D
I think Ron Jeremy directed them.

That I'd like to see!
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Emerald_eyed said:
lol, this may surprise some people here.


but I have 14 tapes, that are full of several smaller tapes. Each tape holds about 8 hours of porn The origionals are locked up and hidden elsewhere. I hate being into a movie and it ending,


I also have them labeled documentaries.

So even if found, no one will want to watch them.

I have a nice looking cedar chest at the end of my bed..........

More then just blankets stored in there

:eek:

:devil: :p :kiss:

*digs through chest*
 
I don't know about 40-50 tapes 6 to 8hrs long maxed from start to finish with nothing but porn movies over them mosting dealing with facial cumshots, blowjobs, dps, or gangbangs
 
I own 11 movies.. mostly gotten from a few friends who have "bit the dust" (aka: Found a GF who didn't like porn) and from a few that I have bought on my own.
 
I only had maybe 4 until my grandpa died. I inherited about 100 more when we went to clean his house. My brother and I fought over them but then worked out a deal when my mom suggested we take it to probate court.
 
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