How many of you are not virgins?

[parodyluvr75]

Who use your tooth brush in unnatural ways while listening to the Beatles. Skip a shower here and there. And don't believe in exercise unless it's sex or you're running for your life.

I'm guessing around 98.25 % of you.

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[Wings]

First!

 

[neci]

i will pray for you.

 

[slave_]

Guilty as charged. And I am not ashamed damn it!

It's as if you had a camera in my home.

 

[piccicatopolka]

Adorable gif!

I've done that with my hair brush on my dog and then used it on myself without cleaning it but I've never totally brushed my dog with it.

No one needs to shower every day unless you've actually gotten dirty with sweat etc. I've been known to spot clean without showering.

 

[Tryharder62]

With you.

I'm with you except for the need to know what you are doing with your toothbrush. Hadn't heard that. Only brush my teeth. OK maybe I'm a shower freak, would be dead if someone was chasing me. So I guess I am only with you in that I am not a virgin and I have sex (does by yourself count lol). I listen to the Beatles if they are on the radio. MMMM

 

[killallhippies]

i once had an electric toothbrush that was essentially a vibrator with a toothbrushing attachment. it was just begging to be inserted into unnatural places.

 

[parodyluvr75]

First!

Sadly no. That brag belongs to a lanky blond with deep blue eyes and an impossibly large...nose.

i will pray for you.

Will you wear a habit?

Guilty as charged. And I am not ashamed damn it!

It's as if you had a camera in my home.

You have nothing to be ashamed of.

Would you do me a favor and post a little more to the left and arch your back?

Adorable gif!

I've done that with my hair brush on my dog and then used it on myself without cleaning it but I've never totally brushed my dog with it.

No one needs to shower every day unless you've actually gotten dirty with sweat etc. I've been known to spot clean without showering.

Thanks, I thought so too.

I use to use a tooth brush on my dog's face, he loved it. But we never shared a brush, we were never that close.

Nothing wrong with the occasional whore's bath. That term makes bathing in a sink sound filthy. It's a funny term.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I will neither confirm or deny any odd tooth brush activities, on my part or on the part of other parties, while listening to the Beatles.

 

[slave_]

You have nothing to be ashamed of.

Would you do me a favor and post a little more to the left and arch your back?

Thanks. I'll throw in pouty lips once in a while.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Pouty lips are the hawtness.

 

[slave_]

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[blobfish]

I have had many sex.

 

[parodyluvr75]

With or without a tooth brush?

 

[blobfish]

With or without a tooth brush?

Electric? With.

 

[parodyluvr75]

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[blobfish]

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Guess which one I am!

 

[parodyluvr75]

The blue one, you can really handle a tooth brush.

 

[blobfish]

The blue one, you can really handle a tooth brush.

Nope. I'm the one that's green with envy.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm sure you'll get your brush sooner or later.

 

[blobfish]

I'm sure you'll get your brush sooner or later.

You're making me bristle with hope!

 

[Soulen]

You're making me bristle with hope!

it's all that extra hair you're bristling with.

 

[blobfish]

it's all that extra hair you're bristling with.

Girls love running their fingers through it.

 

[Soulen]

Girls love running their fingers through it.

they do not. you're not just lying to me, you're lying to yourself too.

 

[blobfish]

they do not. you're not just lying to me, you're lying to yourself too.

It's true. What haircut do you think would look sexist on me?