How many of you are masturbating right now?

[NightFlier]

Just curious as to how many of us are self-pleasuring while we enjoy lit. And also thinking of posting a thread to get as many of us masturbating at the same time as possible. What's the best day and time for you?

 

[Sillyman]

I'll probably be masturbating in a few minutes. Any time is good really.

 

[Laurel]

I am. That Phony Diversity thread got me all hot.

heh




(just kidding)

 

[cybergirly]

Would that be something like a masturbation club? Everyone meets at 9pm est on Thursdays. (that leaves plenty of time before ER). Should we take turns providing the refreshments?

 

[NightFlier]

Would that be something like a masturbation club? Everyone meets at 9pm est on Thursdays. (that leaves plenty of time before ER). Should we take turns providing the refreshments?

You bring the refreshments, I'll keep a stack of clean towels by the door.

 

[Lasz]

its hard to do that while posting that requires two hands

 

[QuickDuck]

hmmm not right now.... but i did a few minutes ago with an amazingly beautiful woman listening on the phone.

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[cybergirly]

hmmm not right now.... but i did a few minutes ago with an amazingly beautiful woman listening on the phone.

/wave
QuickDuck

Isin't that against some Aussie telephone company law?

 

[QuickDuck]

Isin't that against some Aussie telephone company law?

Only if you get caught

 

[NightFlier]

hmmm not right now.... but i did a few minutes ago with an amazingly beautiful woman listening on the phone.

/wave
QuickDuck

I was hoping for some phone action tonight myself, but my lady doesn't seem to be around. Of course I'm still getting hot thinking about last night. I wish everyone could hear her coming. Soooooo sexy!

 

[cybergirly]

Only if you get caught

*snicker* I guess it depends on who does the catching.

 

[Sillyman]

And that's two. I really should log out and take out the garbage.

 

[cybergirly]

And that's two. I really should log out and take out the garbage.

LMAO

What garbage would that be?

btw: what is that rubber chicken doing?

 

[Laurel]

I got sex this afternoon, so I don't really feel the need. I will probably feel it in the morning. Who knows.

Are you people morning people or evening people?

 

[QuickDuck]

*snicker* I guess it depends on who does the catching.

good point... and not easy to do at work

but she liked it anyway.... i think.

 

[QuickDuck]

LMAO

What garbage would that be?

btw: what is that rubber chicken doing?

Didn;t you know that a rubber chicken is an essential sex toy?

 

[Sillyman]

LMAO

What garbage would that be?

btw: what is that rubber chicken doing?

The garbage and recycling is piling up because my lazy ass can't get off lline to take it to the curb, and my family will just let it sit there until it overflows if I don't handle it myself.

It's desperately trying to masturbate but being frustrated by it's incredibly short arms. The life of a rubber chicken is a cruel one.

 

[SXCRgirl]

I'm not. I'm reading the GB. I usually masturbate right before I drift off to sleep.

 

[cybergirly]

The garbage and recycling is piling up because my lazy ass can't get off lline to take it to the curb, and my family will just let it sit there until it overflows if I don't handle it myself.

It's desperately trying to masturbate but being frustrated by it's incredibly short arms. The life of a rubber chicken is a cruel one.

I have to say that "The life of a rubber chicken is a cruel one." Is a classic sillyman line...

 

[cybergirly]

Didn;t you know that a rubber chicken is an essential sex toy?

I thought a rubber duck was an essential sex toy.

 

[Sillyman]

I have to say that "The life of a rubber chicken is a cruel one." Is a classic sillyman line...

I'm full of them.

 

[Sillyman]

I thought a rubber duck was an essential sex toy.

Rubber chicken, rubber duck; it doesn't matter as long as you have all the important vulcanized poultry accoutremata taken care of.

 

[NightFlier]

I got sex this afternoon, so I don't really feel the need. I will probably feel it in the morning. Who knows.

Are you people morning people or evening people?

I wish I'd gotten sex this afternoon. Hell, who am I kidding, Anytime in the last few years would have been nice.

If I go to sleep in the morning would you count that as a morning or night person. Nothing like a good oof to clear your mind and get you off to sleep. Of course it's not a bad way to start your day either.

 

[QuickDuck]

I thought a rubber duck was an essential sex toy.

oh that cums later.... its kind of the graduation thing

 

[cybergirly]

Rubber chicken, rubber duck; it doesn't matter as long as you have all the important vulcanized poultry accoutremata taken care of.

So it's all pretty much elementry?