How many monkeys hour up your butt?

[Bert Notorius]

There don't seem to be as many butt monkeys anymore.

 

[KRCummings]

Fire Island has a bunch.

 

[warrior queen]

Hey!
I have a valid excuse for my typo

 

[Raidho]

Forgive the ignorance, but how exactly do monkeys hour?

It would help me answer the question.