How many lit ladies want to see my cock?

[BCV]

I'll show mines if you show yours!

 

[Moanique]

I don't have a cock.

 

[BCV]

I don't have a cock.

Show me some vagine!

 

[Moanique]

See avatar.

 

[Image]

I'm thinking this thread doesn't get past page one...

 

[JazzManJim]

The answer here is no.

Not even your mother, when you were a baby. She used to put a burlap sack over her head when she changed you so as to avoid being physically ill at the sight of it.

 

[Moanique]

The answer here is no.

Not even your mother, when you were a baby. She used to put a burlap sack over her head when she changed you so as to avoid being physically ill at the sight of it.

LOL! nearly lost my green tea, reading that.

 

[BCV]

I'm thinking this thread doesn't get past page one...

why not?

 

[FukenDubbin]

Well ladies, how about mine

 

[JazzManJim]

LOL! nearly lost my green tea, reading that.

Hey, you're not the one who got the image of a groundhog with a head looks like someone ran Ethel Merman and The Elephant Man into each other at about 90 miles an hour peeping up out of a thicket of scraggly underbrush!

I may have to scrub my brain with a wire brush now!

 

[BCV]

LOL! nearly lost my green tea, reading that.

What's so funny?

 

[JazzManJim]

Well ladies, how about mine

Dude. It's yellow and has arms and legs. I'm amazed that you can be so cavalier about it.

 

[Bluesboy2]

I'll show mines if you show yours!

I think this thread will fare better at the gay board, so I will post a link for you there.

You are most welcome.

 

[FukenDubbin]

Dude. It's yellow and has arms and legs. I'm amazed that you can be so cavalier about it.

Hell yeah, nothing like a dancing banana to flail about!

 

[Moanique]

Hey, you're not the one who got the image of a groundhog with a head looks like someone ran Ethel Merman and The Elephant Man into each other at about 90 miles an hour peeping up out of a thicket of scraggly underbrush!

I may have to scrub my brain with a wire brush now!

[sets tea aside] Trying to visualize what you just described. Oh my goodness.

 

[Moanique]

What's so funny?

The phrasing. I found it funny, in a comedic way.

 

[JazzManJim]

[sets tea aside] Trying to visualize what you just described. Oh my goodness.

"There's No business like.....I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!"

 

[Sharon_]

Dude. It's yellow and has arms and legs. I'm amazed that you can be so cavalier about it.

Yabbut, it dances.

 

[Sharon_]

I'll show mines if you show yours!

Put me down as a definitive "no".

okthanxbie

 

[Wok]

No Homo!!!

 

[Bluesboy2]

I got this thread linked in all the right boards now. I am such a giver.

 

[BCV]

for the ladies only....... no dudes

 

[La Huesera]

Not so much

 

[Bluesboy2]

for the ladies only....... no dudes

Nice rack!

 

[JazzManJim]

Yabbut, it dances.

And detaches from his body to do it!