How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?

[Purple Haze]

One, he just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

 

[ranajja]

Oh, now, I heard it was 12.

One to screw in the lightbulb, the other 11 to stand around and say, "I could have done that better."



Actually, when I heard it, it was "sopranos" instead of "lead singers". Works just as well with "tenors", too.

 

[Purple Haze]

That would be lead guitarists.

 

[TygerEyez]

That's assuming that lead singers do more than just deep-throat the microphone.