how many girls would rather have sex with a barnyard animal than with scotty?

[Guest]

horses, pigs, chickens, goats, bradzilla, yoyotwat ... the possibilities are many--tell scotty how you REALLY feel. . . .

 

[alexandraaah]

I thought scotty was a barnyard animal.

Isn't he that llama with the bad breath?

 

[Ginny]

<shudder>....the llama in pajamas with bad breath......sucked...not only did his breath stink as alex noted...his cock was the size of a pickle....i have dibs on the horse next go 'round.....fuck da llama....


who is scotty anyway?

 

[estevie]

Throw out the chickens...egads, think of the beaks, man!

Get rid of Bradzilla

And its a deal,k?

Now, who is scotty?

 

[sunstruck]

No please, anything but goats. Have you ever seen a goat's penis. It's FORKED! I mean, what the fuck is that about?
Forked???

 

[nasty]

How about sex with a barnyard animal & estevie? OK. Throw out the animal. But, I'll have sex with estevie.

 

[freakygirl]

If barnyard animals and scotty are our only choices

I choose neither

 

[RawHumor]

Now, who is scotty?

I believe that Scotty is that HighSchoolJock character.

 

[Ginny]

No please, anything but goats. Have you ever seen a goat's penis. It's FORKED! I mean, what the fuck is that about?
Forked???

lmao forked goat cock....oh wait....he has two cockheads? <perk>

 

[RawHumor]

lmao forked goat cock....oh wait....he has two cockheads? <perk>

LOL You're truly sick, Ginny... no wonder I want you.

 

[missy2]

I'll take the hired hand!

You know--like Eb on Green Acres.I hear they're real pigs-down & dirty!


What the fuck is a Scotty?

 

[Ginny]

FUCK ME RAW!


i've always wanted to holler that....

 

[Monazwx]

Barnyard animals v. Scotty (HSJ)

*Mona ponders*

It's not fair that these are our only choices!

 

[RawHumor]

FUCK ME RAW!

i've always wanted to holler that....

Woo hoo! And I've always wanted to hear it!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Can I at least get a tankcommander or a cynthia, or something?

 

[estevie]

How about sex with a barnyard animal & estevie? OK. Throw out the animal. But, I'll have sex with estevie.

I'm seriously thinking about the 'forked-cocked goat'! Come on nasty, I know you will try it with me!!!! Just once!!!

 

[nasty]

I'm seriously thinking about the 'forked-cocked goat'! Come on nasty, I know you will try it with me!!!! Just once!!!

LOL. You know me well.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

he cant hold it any longer folks, he's givin himself all he's got

lmao...ouch, this kid aint ever going to get any. course he probably has to let the air out of his dates before stowing her back in the closet

 

[estevie]

I believe that Scotty is that HighSchoolJock character.

ohhh, well hell...I thought he wasn't real...someone was funnin with us??? huh, I'll be damned. *looking baffled*

 

[estevie]

LOL. You know me well.

LMAO...I loves ya! Knew I could count on you, sweetness!

 

[Guest]

lmao forked goat cock....oh wait....he has two cockheads? <perk>

Ever heard the phrase, "queerer than a two-peckered billygoat"?

Think about that one.

 

[sunstruck]

Ok why am I the only one freaked out by the fork cocked goat?

 

[Guest]

*bump*

 

[hatara]

The choices are barnyard animals or Scotty, I am going to be sick.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

the sad thing is most of the girls posting on this thread pm'med me a pic and i shot them down now theyre just bitter but im better too bad ladies no big dick for you hahahahaha