Stella_Omega
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Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
How many fruedian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Saxon Stonedyke
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Thank you! Rough night. cold front coming, arthritis keeping me up, I definitely needed a laugh!!
Derroreaper
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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Just one...but the light bulb has really got to want to change
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Just one...but the light bulb has really got to want to change
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JAMESBJOHNSON
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I dont get it.
Saxon Stonedyke
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Well, I was going to explain and then I realized that a Butch attempting to explain penis envy and slips of the tongue would probably cause me to get more bills for keyboards ruined by spewed coffee than I can afford.
Try googling Freudian slip
Try googling Freudian slip
Handley_Page
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How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb ?
One, but it may take up to seven years !
One, but it may take up to seven years !
Cruel2BKind
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They only screw in hot tubs.
How many beetles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, a male and a female. But how they got in the lightbulb beats me.
TE999
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How many mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to order the wrong part, one to scratch his balls and one to tell you it won't be here until Thursday.
Cruel2BKind
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How many mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to order the wrong part, one to scratch his balls and one to tell you it won't be here until Thursday.
How many celebrities does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. They hold the bulb to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Cruel2BKind
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How many college kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. Two to procrastinate, one to screw it in, and two to figure out how to get high off of it.
Safe_Bet
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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, two to hit on the straight chick who mistakenly walked into the dyke bar while the bulb was burnt out and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience.
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Safe_Bet
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I think that one's funny**crickets**.
Cruel2BKind
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I think that one's funny
Go back on the 'nother bunny' thread. I found a couple of shmexy painted lads.
Tio_Narratore
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How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Giraffe!
Giraffe!
Tio_Narratore
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(This one's mine, but feel free to take it...)
How many parents does it take to change a light bulb?
Parents can't change a light bulb by themselves. It takes a village to change a light bulb.
How many parents does it take to change a light bulb?
Parents can't change a light bulb by themselves. It takes a village to change a light bulb.
Safe_Bet
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny, pig!
These are suppose to be funny dude, not true!
TE999
How 'bout a kiss, baby
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These are suppose to be funny dude, not true!
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to make a documentary about it.
Stella_Omega
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it takes a village to raise the lightbulb.
The lightbulb has to make the change by rebelling against authority.
Handley_Page
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None; it's a hardware problem.
None; it's a hardware problem.
