How many friends have I really got?

[Five_Inch_Heels]

How many friends have I really got?
You can count 'em on one hand
How many friends have I really got?
How many friends have I really got?
That love me, that want me, that'll take me as I am?

- The Who


"You can count 'em on one hand"

And that hand is a fist, no fingers up. Not even for the one in the mirror. That one definitely can't be trusted.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Eleanor Rigby, died in the church
And was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Father McKenzie, wiping the dirt
From his hands as he walks from the grave

- The Beatles


That will be the scene when I go.

 

[Tryharder62]

I had a friend once.

 

[pete]

I had a friend once.

haha

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I had a friend once.

I thought I did.

Turned out different.

 

[pensivepoet]

It's that damn export tax China puts on them.
And Mexico has taken a lot of them.
I'm here to make the GB great again!
There will be a friend in every pot.

 

[Tryharder62]

I thought I did.

Turned out different.

You know I am sorry to hear that. It hurts like heck. If you need to vent you can always pm me.

 

[warrior queen]

I have friends.
Woot!

 

[ControllingKink]

Pete Townshend has always had a cynical streak. I saw The Who earlier this year, and it's safe to say they have a great many friends indeed.

 

[GrandpaBill]

http://up6.xhcdn.com/000/117/376/627_1000.gif

"I don't have any friends. Nobody likes me. Even my mother."

 

[silver gurl]

Pete Townshend has always had a cynical streak. I saw The Who earlier this year, and it's safe to say they have a great many friends indeed.

My favorite group. I have seen them at least 6 times.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Me and me and me agree
That you are going to pay
For what you did to me...



Dave Mustaine, Megadeath

 

[kcRollins]

Friends are enemies turned inside out.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Ooh! A new friend!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb663pWx8d1rhjhxxo1_500.gif

 

[settledseas]

we may be at two different ends. .. .
but we gett'in close to being kinda friends. ...... .huh !

https://67.media.tumblr.com/248edb56226f8d8323742c796be7074a/tumblr_ocsnlvxUZQ1qbe766o10_540.jpg

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I mind my own business and don't kiss and tell, so I have no friends. I don't borrow money, I don't make complaints against my neighbors. So I have no friends. And I never fucked a friends wife, even when he asked me to. So I have no friends. I make no excuses, and my word is my bond. How can anyone like me!

 

[bear175]

I was lucky to have had one good friend in my life. Unfortunately he passed away a few years ago.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Five and only because they can get you to Kevin Bacon...

 

[GrandpaBill]

I mind my own business and don't kiss and tell, so I have no friends. I don't borrow money, I don't make complaints against my neighbors. So I have no friends. And I never fucked a friends wife, even when he asked me to. So I have no friends. I make no excuses, and my word is my bond. How can anyone like me!

http://up6.xhcdn.com/000/117/376/072_1000.gif

"Evidently, I must be your idol. I'm very popular and get chicks all the time." - Grandpa Bill

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Get some new material dude...

 

[GrandpaBill]

Get some new material dude...

I have some new material in this bag. Check it out...

http://up5.xhcdn.com/000/116/575/912_1000.gif

Sorry, the joke's on you.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I had a Doctor once who said he wanted 'to be my friend'.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--5lFXRGIW--/qqsuzzs04oezwoj2xkrn.jpg

 

[CaptJTH]

I always preferred the quality friends over a high quantity.

 

[settledseas]

i knew i could count on you. ... .. .
to read it wrong. . ..

 

[lovetporoleplay]

I had a Doctor once who said he wanted 'to be my friend'.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--5lFXRGIW--/qqsuzzs04oezwoj2xkrn.jpg

I remember that doctor from cannonball run. He was a drunk proctologist. I'd be careful making friends with him. Lol