How many DIFFERENT ways can you use the word "FUCK" in all its wonderful forms?????

[FlamingoBlue]

At one time in my life, the word "fuck" and all of its wonderful combinations, was my very favorite SPOKEN word. About 2 1/2 years ago , I made a concerted effort to rid it from my spoken vocabulary because it was not who I wanted to be, anymore. (You will notice that I use it on the BB, and I do, simply because I can. Sorta like eating a twinkie without the calories).

So, think of the many wonderful ways that this word can be used. And no fair using that great book, "The F word" for help.

blue

( This is , by far, the best fucking thread that I have ever contibuted. And if you don't fucking believe it, fuck you, your horse and the guy that runs the stable that you keep it in).

 

[Grrrn38]

I bow to my late father, who never cursed except to say:

"Jesus Christ on a fucking bike". We were in AWE. And remain so as adults.

 

[Expertise]

I forget how the whole thing goes but heres my valiant attempt.

OC: Report

RSM: Things are fucked up

OC: Lets have an attitude check RSM

RSM: I'm fucking pissed

OC: Lets have a POSITIVE attitude check RSM

RSM: OK, i'm positively fucking pissed

OC: What!?

RSM: Fuck it!

 

[Dillinger]

Snafu

Snafu - Situation Normal, All Fucked Up

 

[Juliangel]

Fuck is a word I tend to only used in two situations.

1. During sex "fuck me hard" and such....

2. When stubbing my two I have been known to scream it out in pain.

 

[Grrrn38]

verb: (too obvious)
noun: "Wrong hole, you stupid fuck!!!"
adverb: "What am I, fucking pissing in the wind???"
adjective: "I am not wearing that fucking leather jock strap!"
proper name: "Yo, Fuckface!"

 

[Jake2001]

The word 'fuck

I think it was George Carlan who did the stand-up routine on the word 'fuck." I can't recall most of the ways he used it in a sentence but it included:

Fuck it!
Fuck you
Fuck me
FUCK ME NOW
OHHHHH FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!
No fuckin way
The fuckin water's too hot
She's totally fucked up
I wouldn't fuck her with your dick
You fuckin basterd
That's fuckin bull shit
No fuckin shit?
What a fuckin beautiful day
Pass the fuckin potato salad
Oh fuck, that hurts
Fuck off

And to this, I'll add my own personal favorite: fuck me runnin!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Fuckin' A....

Fuck, I love the fucking word. Fuckin' fantastic. And fuckin' fuck any fucked up mother-fucker who doesn't give a fuck. Fuck you fucker's. Fuckin' fucked up fucker's who don't fuckin' like to fuckin' use the word fuck. Fucked up ya know? Fuck! They're all fuckin' fucked up.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Carlin's routine went on to glorify the word "Fuck", saying that it was proud sounding: "I am Fuck! Fuck of the Mountain!"

I had the routine on 8 track cassette once. Swear to fucking God.

 

[Jake2001]

Geo Carlin

Carlin's routine went on to glorify the word "Fuck", saying that it was proud sounding: "I am Fuck! Fuck of the Mountain!"

I had the routine on 8 track cassette once. Swear to fucking God.

I would love to have a copy of that Dixon. You ought to turn it into a wave file.

 

[Juliangel]

Go to Napster. Put in George Carlin as the artist, you can bring up lot of his stuff, including "Usage of the word fuck"

 

[RisiaSkye]

Personal fave: Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

 

[CelestialBody]

Repeat post, but you asked

 

[FlamingoBlue]

CB, I just fucking loved....

your post. Fuck used to represent 1 out of every 5 words that I spoke. It just got to be too much of a habit for me, particularly when I lost my cool. I have found that since I have absented it from my spoken language that I am much more able to control myself. I was such an indiscriminate fuck that I didn't fucking care when the word fell from my lips. SO, goodbye fuck, hello self-control.

blue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 01-08-2001 at 09:28 PM]

 

[Never]

I take it I'm the only one on the board that doesn't use that type of language.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

fuck
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and fuck the horse you rode on!!!

 

[Angel]

Go to Napster. Put in George Carlin as the artist, you can bring up lot of his stuff, including "Usage of the word fuck"

Damn you, I was about to say that! LOL
I made my dad get napster and then download that off of me, because "Fuck" is his favorite word. He was in hysterics for hours.


If anyone wants it, my username on Napster is LiteroticAngel. I have a cable modem so I'm usually logged onto Napster all night, so put me on your hotlist and feel free to download it from me

 

[Ree]

Best use of the word Fuck that I can think of is when my little boy told us...."I fuck this!" after missing his golf ball with his driver. Can't imagine which golfer taught him that one.

 

[Havocman]

A personal favorite of mine has always been one that Stephen King seems to have at least one character in most of his stories say...

"Go take a flying fuck at a doughnut hole"

That one always brings a smile to my face, just from the visual it creates in my mind...LOL

Havoc

 

[Dillinger]

Fuck 'em if they can't take a fuck.

 

[Chuckus]

When someone pisses me off I think "Why don't they find a short fucking pier and take a long fucking walk"

When things go wrong on a Project of Mine "It is going fucking South now....."

If I see a pretty gal walk by "I'd like to fuck her right fucking here right fucking now"

When I think someone is lying "I call fucking bullshit on that!!!"

I never fucking really thought about the many ways the word fuck is used in thought or speech.......fucking incredible ain't it?

 

[jcgirl]

psst Chuck....

How much fucking wood, could a fucking wood chuck chuck if a fucking wood chuck could fucking chuck fucking wood?

 

[Chuckus]

Re: psst jcgirl

How much fucking wood, could a fucking wood chuck chuck if a fucking wood chuck could fucking chuck fucking wood?

The wood chuck wood chuck as much fucking wood as the wood chuck fucking could if the wood chuck could fucking chuck some fucking wood!!!!


Ha Ha Good one jcgirl

 

[jcgirl]

How many ways CAN you fuck? More ways than you can say it?

 

[Chuckus]

One more that pops into mind

"Don't make me open this fucking can of whoop ass on you!!"