How many different things in a butt?

[lilminx]

How many different things have you had put in your butt? OTOH, how many different things have you put in someone's butt?

Please list the items and describe the outcome.

 

[graceanne]

Well, K has this huge stick up his ass. But I'm not sure who put it there.

 

[Chicklet]

Well, K has this huge stick up his ass. But I'm not sure who put it there.

roflmao

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Well, K has this huge stick up his ass. But I'm not sure who put it there.

Ohhhhhh so has my sister wonder if we are related ?

 

[graceanne]

Ohhhhhh so has my sister wonder if we are related ?

I dunno, but maybe someday that bug up his ass will pull the stick out of his ass and beat him over the head with it.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I dunno, but maybe someday that bug up his ass will pull the stick out of his ass and beat him over the head with it.

we must be related !!!! omg laughing ...that just to funny....

 

[Shankara20]

How many different things have you had put in your butt? OTOH, how many different things have you put in someone's butt?

Please list the items and describe the outcome.

all at the same time????

 

[Hecate]

Do different fluids count as different things?

you know, makes a hell of a difference what you fille'em up with *insert extra-evil snicker here*

 

[indianPilot]

Perhaps Richard Gere would like to answer this question.... Just a thought.


indian - of indianPilot

 

[Blushing Bottom]

You are too funny girl.

A whole mouth full of smartass.

I dunno, but maybe someday that bug up his ass will pull the stick out of his ass and beat him over the head with it.

 

[graceanne]

You are too funny girl.

A whole mouth full of smartass.

Thanks. I try.

I told K what I wrote and he laughed. Reminds me of a list I found once. It's things that people have actualy said to the GI during colonoscopy's. My favorite was one man said to his dr, "Hey, doc. Could you write a note to my wife telling her that my head is, in fact, not up there?"

 

[Evil_Geoff]

How many different things have you had put in your butt? OTOH, how many different things have you put in someone's butt?

Please list the items and describe the outcome.

Things in My Butt - - - - - - - - Outcome
#1 - Doctors finger - - - - - - - Pronouncement that my prostate was Okay
#2 - My finger - - - - - - - - - - Shit on my finger (Ewww! I was a kid and curious)
#3 - Some kinda plastic tube - - Pronouncement that "All's clear"

Things I put in another butt - - Outcome
#1 - My cock - - - - - - - - - - Orgasm (mutual)
#2 - Anal beads - - - - - - - - -Orgasm (hers)

Yer turn minx!

 

[Chicklet]

Okay okay, since we got a serious answer, I guess I'll post a serious one, too.

things in *my* butt

a doctor's finger -----> terror and humiliation and never went to that doctor again
my own finger -----> fantastic orgasms and fantasies of anal play
S.O's fingers -----> mild discomfort and a lot of fear, not much pleasure
scary purple buttplug things? -----> fantastic penetration only orgasm ^^
eek a cock!! -----> newfound love of anal

things in OTHER butts

my finger in just one boys butt -----> good orgasm for him.

nobody else has ever let me do anything, and i'm not really seeking it out.

 

[Shankara20]

Ok - you asked

For fun – play alone and with lovers
1 My finger / fingers - scared at fist – found out Rosy is a slut
2 Assorted fruits, veggies and candles while learning what Rosy liked
3 Just about every size and shape plug, probe, bead, steel balls and dildo smaller than a horse ever made – yum
4 Lovers cocks – yum yum yum
5 Lovers tongue – very special one time event
6 Lovers hand – all of it – “afternoon delight – skyrocket in flight”

For health
1 Several doctor’s finger ---- they did not like what they felt, So – twice had medical tools to sample prostate tissue, all ok – but did turn cum blood red for a month
2 And a large tube so a Dr going take a look-see, all ok up there also


Never did put anything in that I could not pull out

 

[Shankara20]

how 'bout a show and tell???

Three of my toys

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f367/Shankara20/forTM.jpg