How many Board memebers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Fly_On_Wall]

Answer: 422.

1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the board that the bulb has been changed.
14 to respond and share similar experiences.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.
27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing lightbulbs.
53 to flame the spell-checkers.
156 to write to the administrator to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.
111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.
27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.
14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.
12 to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy.

 

[Mischka]

That was priceless! Thanks, Fly.

 

[kotori]

What she said

That was priceless! Thanks, Fly.

(And no misspellings, either. Bravo)

 

[juicylips]

ABSOLUTE PERFECTION!!!!!!!

roflmao


KISSES,
Cassidy

 

[riff]

Quality. It may be hard to define, but you know when it is gone.

Excellent.

 

[Mischka]

Re: What she said

(And no misspellings, either. Bravo)

Um, actually, in the title...

I couldn't resist!

 

[plasticman33]

ROTFLMAO!

How true!!

You forgot the unregistereds popping in to question whether the actual lightbulb changer, was really who they said they were. Juicy Lips is really Myst is really Dixon Carter Lee is really Estevie.

 

[estevie]

OMG, thats hilarious! LMAO

Thanks, Fly!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Re: Re: What she said

Um, actually, in the title...

I couldn't resist!

that's cause I wrote the title.
someone else told me the reast. over at a gameing forum

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Well done

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

You forgot the 13 people who mention that they've already heard this joke in an e-mail someone sent them two years ago.

I hate those people.

 

[kotori]

I knew that would happen

Um, actually, in the title...

I couldn't resist!

I'm a terrible speller myself, and never ususally comment on other people's errors (unless there's like a humorous change in meaning or something) because I knew that I would make a mistake.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

LMAO@YerJoke!

Very, Very Funny

 

[Southern37]

damn

Thats funny as hell...good one Fly!

 

[Guest]

I'm still laughing, Fly. I was picturing all of this in my head and it brought tears to my eyes from laughing so hard.

This was truly priceless. lol

Enchanted

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

yah when I was told all that, I had images in my head of it happening here.

and seeing who did what part

I know I HAD to share

 

[BustyTheClown]

Hell, I'm impressed by the mathematics of it all...

 

[sexy-girl]

LOL very funny fly thank you

 

[SweetBrat73]

LoL Good one Fly

But didn't you forget the 15 trolls that will be fliping the switch till the bulb blows again???


Brat

 

[CoolCucumber]

Well...I thought it might only take 2. I mean, of course, that is considering that 2 Lit Members can fit INSIDE the lightbulb to screw...LOL
-CoolCucumber

 

[sch00lteacher]

http://www.beazleycompany.com/Homewarranty/thumbs-up.jpg

Great post Fly!


Hell, we all know that the bulb is never going to get changed, none of us are going to leave our keyboards long enough to do something like that. We would rather sit in the dark.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Re: LOL

You forgot the 13 people who mention that they've already heard this joke in an e-mail someone sent them two years ago.

I hate those people.

I heard this one from YOUR email, remember? You're so fucking funny. I just can't get over it.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Fly me to the moon ....

Q: How many board members does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. Dixon Carter Lee just stands there with the lightbulb in his hand and the world revolves around him.
___________________
ha ha ha ... sorry Dixon, i couldn't refuse, cheri ... it was too perfect ... but you know i still luv ya ... and of course ... if i ever need a lightbulb screw ...

 

[Wiggles]

Re: Fly me to the moon ....

Q: How many board members does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. Dixon Carter Lee just stands there with the lightbulb in his hand and the world revolves around him.
___________________
ha ha ha ... sorry Dixon, i couldn't refuse, cheri ... it was too perfect ... but you know i still luv ya ... and of course ... if i ever need a lightbulb screw ...

LMAO!! This is a hilarious thread!

Good one Fly!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Re: Fly me to the moon ....

Q: How many board members does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. Dixon Carter Lee just stands there with the lightbulb in his hand and the world revolves around him.

That was perfect!