How many alts do you have??

[GimpyIntellect]

I have several...all depending on my mood.

Gimpy. This one. It does the heavy lifting. It's the sarcastic/pseudo-intelligent alt. Pretty straightforward, funny, witty, just a delight. If you don't love Gimpy, there is something internally wrong with you.

Let's get to the others.

I have a black handle. This is for the women that get off on the black cock. He's a Democrat, loves Obama, basketball, and punishing young blonde girls. The cock checks in at 13 inches. You would be surprised at how many women buy that. Suckers.

I have a gay handle. It's 2016, people. Everyone has a little gayness inside of them. This handle is for my curious side, and when I'm interested in getting plowed.

I have a horny housewife handle. She's on the General Board, for the most part. She's popular with the blurt girls. Sometimes we PM about recipes, bra sizes, and the boys we find sexy here.

I have a lonely, suicidal wife handle. She's abused by her husband, hangs out mostly on the Playground, and plays a lot of word games. Sometimes she'll send out pictures of tits she finds on twitter and claim them as her own. Anything for a little attention.

I've got a Republican and Democrat handles that love to get into heated debates with each other. It's a riot. We go back and forth for days on end, and no one even realizes it.

That's about it.

So, what about you guys, you have any alts??

 

[Noor]

I am not buying it.

 

[bronzeage]

I have a female alt that I use to get cock pics, that I send to men who have female alts.

 

[hashtag45]

Ironically, those GBers who are the most vocal and most relentless "alt hunters" around here are either
- creeps
- or notorious creators of attack alts themselves

 

[Adre]

I have an alt who's actually a paid shill for AmericanThinker, but he doesn't give any of the money to me.

 

[Adjudicator]

Ironically, those GBers who are the most vocal and most relentless "alt hunters" around here are either
- creeps
- or notorious creators of attack alts themselves

Check the mirror there, brah. Which are you: a creep or a creator of attack alts?

 

[hashtag45]

Check the mirror there, brah. Which are you: a creep or a creator of attack alts?

So you basically admitted to having two accounts:
One for 'regular posting', and one under which you troll and insult people.

Don't shit where you eat, huh?
What a dumbass …

 

[barefootgirl69]

It sounds like 'Sybil Does Lit'... in a porny-kind of way.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Apart from this name, just the one that I used to spar with Eternal Winter and Tang in the good ole days.

 

[hashtag45]

Besides those very few posters who create alts for nasty reasons (to attack posters) there are also those who create them just for fun or to shit stir.
They're often hillarious!

I suspected ms_Ann and two currently active members of being behind them, but I might have been wrong.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I have several...all depending on my mood.

Gimpy. This one. It does the heavy lifting. It's the sarcastic/pseudo-intelligent alt. Pretty straightforward, funny, witty, just a delight. If you don't love Gimpy, there is something internally wrong with you.

Let's get to the others.

I have a black handle. This is for the women that get off on the black cock. He's a Democrat, loves Obama, basketball, and punishing young blonde girls. The cock checks in at 13 inches. You would be surprised at how many women buy that. Suckers.

Rory?

I have a gay handle. It's 2016, people. Everyone has a little gayness inside of them. This handle is for my curious side, and when I'm interested in getting plowed.

Pointless?

I have a horny housewife handle. She's on the General Board, for the most part. She's popular with the blurt girls. Sometimes we PM about recipes, bra sizes, and the boys we find sexy here.

Wings?

I have a lonely, suicidal wife handle. She's abused by her husband, hangs out mostly on the Playground, and plays a lot of word games. Sometimes she'll send out pictures of tits she finds on twitter and claim them as her own. Anything for a little attention.

What is this playground you speak off?

I've got a Republican and Democrat handles that love to get into heated debates with each other. It's a riot. We go back and forth for days on end, and no one even realizes it.

Colonel and pookie?

That's about it.

So, what about you guys, you have any alts??

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[Wings]

Thanks for not thinking I'm the suicidal abused housewife on the PG, Vat.

 

[Emerson40]

No alts for me, same username since day one. I have been mistaken for some 50 year old guy who posts in the BDSM boards, but I have no idea where that came from.


Anyone remember the name of that alt that posted here a while ago, wee angry fellow that claimed to be a woman?

He accused everyone of racism and xenophobia, easily recognizing it, he said, based on a lifetime of discrimination, yet he hung with some of the worst racists and bigots on the boards.

He used irrational, wild generalizations and most of what he said made little sense. When called on this, he'd either dodge and deflect, or develop a sudden incomprehension of the English language.

He would jump into threads unexpectedly, to announce his progress in hunting and outing alts, and would go through more emotions than the year has seasons, in a page or two of thread. A drama queen, level extreme.

He liked to tell everyone how smart he was, usually in a pist full of spelling and grammar errors, and words with made-up meanings. It was like some sort of ironic humor, except he would edit or delete his posts incessantly.

Someone must remember him. Guy was pisting on here 24/7, for months. Claimed he wasn't a victim, just played one on message boards.

His name was Jambalaya, Pilaf, or something. I keep thinking it had something to do with rice.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Thanks for not thinking I'm the suicidal abused housewife on the PG, Vat.

Admittedly I put very little effort in to it.

That would have been funnier.

Damn.

 

[hashtag45]

No alts for me, same username since day one. I have been mistaken for some 50 year old guy who posts in the BDSM boards, but I have no idea where that came from.


Anyone remember the name of that alt that posted here a while ago, wee angry fellow that claimed to be a woman?

He accused everyone of racism and xenophobia, easily recognizing it, he said, based on a lifetime of discrimination, yet he hung with some of the worst racists and bigots on the boards.

He used irrational, wild generalizations and most of what he said made little sense. When called on this, he'd either dodge and deflect, or develop a sudden incomprehension of the English language.

He would jump into threads unexpectedly, to announce his progress in hunting and outing alts, and would go through more emotions than the year has seasons, in a page or two of thread. A drama queen, level extreme.

He liked to tell everyone how smart he was, usually in a pist full of spelling and grammar errors, and words with made-up meanings. It was like some sort of ironic humor, except he would edit or delete his posts incessantly.

Someone must remember him. Guy was pisting on here 24/7, for months. Claimed he wasn't a victim, just played one on message boards.

His name was Jambalaya, Pilaf, or something. I keep thinking it had something to do with rice.

So what you're practically saying is that I'm not the only foreign woman that you stalked with all those disgusting sexual inuendoes. Under the umbrella of "trying to out a female impersonator", of course.

What, it's like a fetish or something?

Creep.

 

[Adjudicator]

So you basically admitted to having two accounts:
One for 'regular posting', and one under which you troll and insult people.

Don't shit where you eat, huh?
What a dumbass …

Right. I have two accounts for two different forums. I don't believe this is as uncommon as you think it is.

My question for you remains unanswered. You indicate that alt hunters are either creeps or creators of attack alts themselves. You have spent a great deal of time trying to determine who the alts belong to. Which are you? A creep or a creator of attack alts? Do you create alts to attack yourself to draw more attention to yourself? I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[hashtag45]

Right. I have two accounts for two different forums. I don't believe this is as uncommon as you think it is.

My question for you remains unanswered. You indicate that alt hunters are either creeps or creators of attack alts themselves. You have spent a great deal of time trying to determine who the alts belong to. Which are you? A creep or a creator of attack alts? Do you create alts to attack yourself to draw more attention to yourself? I wouldn't be surprised.

Yeah, like I wouldn't be instantly recognizable, with my awkward syntax and grammar mistakes.
That's dumbass troll logic, right here.

Who else are you trolling at the moment, btw?
You have a propensity towards trolling and insulting only female posters (me , wk, pink).

 

[pointless]

Thanks for not thinking I'm the suicidal abused housewife on the PG, Vat.

i just can't believe he mixed up our names like that.

 

[Adjudicator]

Yeah, like I wouldn't be instantly recognizable, with my intentionally awkward syntax and grammar mistakes.
That's dumbass troll logic, right here.

FYP, YW.

You are the one who made the claim, hashtag. Check post 4 of this very thread.

Are you a creep or an attack alt creator?

 

[hashtag45]

FYP, YW.

You are the one who made the claim, hashtag. Check post 4 of this very thread.

Are you a creep or an attack alt creator?

Why are you targetting only female posters with your insults?
On the very rare occasion when you trolled men, you seemed to go much easier on the insults.

 

[Wings]

i just can't believe he mixed up our names like that.

You are often horny, a very admirable trait.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

<----------My wife and I have enough trouble remembering who we are without an Alternate.

The only way I can see having an Alt is for the story writing part or to share personal secrets you don't want connected to your regular user name.
Most have Alts just to stir up shit, as some have mentioned.
The world is already full of shit. Why not try to make this a happy place?

 

[Emerson40]

So what you're practically saying is that I'm not the only foreign woman that you stalked with all those disgusting sexual inuendoes. Under the umbrella of "trying to out a female impersonator", of course.

What, it's like a fetish or something?

Creep.

What? Where does it say any of that in my post? I'm sorry you're struggling with your comprehension today.

Now, if you can't help with my questions, go seek your attention elsewhere, and quit stalking me.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

As the accusation has arisen again for me yesterday or today, I say..believe I am as many people as you want to. I say as I did before, I cannot prove I am not. Who can?

Denny----- As long as you are you it's fine with us. No one else is exactly like you.