How is your cock today?

[Young Knave]

?

 

[Vinny]

Other

It is HOT from my laptop being on it all day as I post in bed nude

 

[Starfish]

I was just waiting for someone to have that freak in their AV.

My 'cock' is absent today, as usual.

 

[Sillyman]

It's plotting world domination and pissing people off again. Fuckin' prick.

 

[Wrong Element]

I voted Other. "Abandoned" wasn't an option.

 

[teddybear4play]

I voted Other. "Abandoned" wasn't an option.

I seriously think mine is about to revolt and run away. I never let it make any decisions, and hardly anybody gives it any attention.

TB4p

 

[nakedangelina]

typical cock, it is not where I told it to be...

 

[Kitte]

Mine threw its back out and is home sleeping

 

[teddybear4play]

from Kitte's signature
I have a mace in my ass!

Ow! Sounds painful.

I thought I said you have an amazing ass. You must have heard it wrong.

TB4p

 

[morninggirl5]

Dusty and batteryless. I haven't had five minutes to myself in over two weeks and i raided it for the batteries to end the great Flashlight Saber war.

 

[concrete]

today's cock

8" below my belly button.
throbbing but with no action in sight,since Mother-in Law is in the house for vacation: no loud sex,no watching porn,no drinking,no.. no.. so confused damm near cooked my dick on the B.B.Q. by mistake

 

[SpaceToast]

My cock is buried in the sweetest muffin you've ever seen. I really shouldn't make breakfast naked-

-M@

 

[Up Too Late]

READY.....

for some serious action, whew! Two words: DRY SPELL!

 

[WickedAsianBabe]

Very, very satisfied!

 

[Dillinger]

Guess.

 

[sunstruck]

Guess.

flacid and well fucked? No.....ahhhh! Rigid and eager and taking over your keyboard.

 

[Dillinger]

Bingo on your second try!

 

[sunstruck]

Bingo on your second try!

Yeah, I'm smart like that. Took a while to decipher the undertones of your "I'm sooooooooooooo Hard" and "Woke up Horny" threads.

 

[Dillinger]

I know - sometimes I can just be SOOOOO subtle.

 

[sunstruck]

Dilly can I borrow that thing sometime? I promise to return it in better condition then when I borrowed it.

 

[Dillinger]

What... my sense of subtlety? Or my COCK? *lol*

You can only borrow it if I get to uh... cum along with the deal.

Deal?

Oh - and hey - looks like I'm going to hit 11,000 posts tonight!

 

[Wiggles]

Mine is resting comfortably on a bed of tissues.

I wore the poor thing out.

 

[sunstruck]

What... my sense of subtlety? Or my COCK? *lol*

You can only borrow it if I get to uh... cum along with the deal.

Deal?

Oh - and hey - looks like I'm going to hit 11,000 posts tonight!

See that wouldn't be borrowing IT it would be using you and that wouldn't be nice.

 

[Dillinger]

But it would be an intelligent and enlightening thing for you to do.

 

[sunstruck]

But it would be an intelligent and enlightening thing for you to do.

Wait, are you saying that thing increases brain activity too??? I think we can market you. We'll start on college campuses.