How I spent my Labor Day weekend

[Rhys]

A brilliant man once said "Surgery is to do, not to have."

If you are at all squeamish then don't look.

and yes I edited the picture slightly. Any lower would have been a cock shot...and even though this is a porn sight, somehow I think it would be less than thrilling.



(sorry, if you missed, then you missed it)

 

[Rhys]

fun with intravenous.

(gone, but not forgotten...and I have the bruises to prove it)

 

[Guest]

Ack!

You have a tentacle coming out of your abdomen!

 

[Rhys]

Ack!

You have a tentacle coming out of your abdomen!

You should have seen Elvis' two headed love child

 

[Guest]

Ooh yea!
I'm twisted.

 

[Rhys]

so are a lot of other people apparently

 

[Rubyfruit]

What did you get done, Rhys?

 

[Summery]

Awww....looks like it hurts sweetie.

I'm sending you a Summery care package this afternoon that is sure to help you recover.

 

[Rhys]

What did you get done, Rhys?

That was the lovely incident involving my ruptured appendix

Lots of nausea followed by what I thought of as being stabbed by a hot poker in my side

don't recommend it

 

[sunstruck]

I thought they outlawed the hotpoker procedure?

Honey I've been there. The drain suck ass (well not ass actually but yellowish pusy fluid that makes you want to vomit and smells like ass).

 

[Rhys]

that and the hallucinogenic lime jello.

 

[Laurel]

Gross!


hehe

 

[Rhys]

Gross!


hehe

its even grosser when it talks back to you.

 

[lavender]

 

[Rambling Rose]

NO MORE LIME JELLO!

I missed you, hon. I was getting nervous like a cat in a room full of rockers when you disappeared like that!

Take it easy - I'll talk to you when the meds kick in!

 

[Rhys]

Honey I have the demerol cocktails...you can't get much better than that.