How I know God has no interest in the goings on at Enron

[Marxist]

Did anyone watch ENRON thief Jeff Skilling tesiLIE?

Congress: Is that you smiling and encouraging your employees to buy company stock on the videotape?

Skilling: Yes.

Congress: What were you doing with your stock at the time?

Skilling: I was selling the majority of it.

Congress: How much did you make from the proceeds of your stock?

Skilling: <confers with lawyer for a moment> $66 million.

Congress: Do you still have that money?

Skilling: Why uh....um....ya....yes.

At this point, if there was an action hero God like in the Old Testament, a trap door to HELL would open and Skilling would fall ass first onto a molten hot pike that would cook him internally eternally, making him the main course for a flock of giant rats with diarrhea and razor sharp teeth.


Good morning!

 

[Marxist]

And yes, Skilling really did pause and stammer when answering how much money he had left.

For future reference, when I come up with $66 million dollars (EARNED LEGITIMATELY) in the bank and you ask me how much I've got, this will be my answer:

HELL FUCKIN' YEAH I'VE $66 MILLION SMACKEROONS!!! WANNA SUCK MY BALLS FOR A COOL MILL?

 

[KatPurrs]

Thanks, Marxist, I needed that!

Caffeine wasn't working! LOL! I didn't hear the testimony. Thanks for the eye opener, in more ways than one!

Kat~

 

[alexandraaah]

I like the product placement of Diet Coke.
I think Clinton did the same thing in his lil videotape.

Hmmm....Diet Coke=Liar?

 

[Marxist]

What kind of beverage was Clarence Thomas sucking on as he testified on Long Dong Silver?

I think he's a regular Coke with pubic hair twist kind of guy.

 

[chumley]

A couple of weeks ago on Jay Leno's show, he showed a video of Jeff Skilling testifying. There was some guy sitting next to Skilling, either an aide or a lawyer. Everytime Skilling would say "I don't recall," the guy next to him would roll his eyes and shake his head in total disbelief. It was hilarious. Even his own people don't believe him.

Chumley

 

[alexandraaah]

New slogan..

for powerful people who lie and drink coca cola products:

Aint' nothin like the real thing. Literally.

 

[Mischka]

Thanks for making me laugh out loud, guys. Marxist, I can actually see you saying that. And Alexandraah, your Coke line is a classic.