How I dropped $700 in a sex shop!

[Melody_lane]

Get your minds out of the f*cking gutter!

Only I could do this.
I lost my money envelope in a damned sex shop. They turned it in to the POLICE. I'm a 19 year old, innocent-looking VIRGIN...does anyone else find this as flipping funny as I did! The looks I got!

Typically, I don't much like story threads...but this was just too....well, typical not to share.

[Edited by Melody_lane on 07-08-2000 at 01:32 AM]

 

[Never]

And here I was hoping for a wild buying orgy followed by another sort of orgy..
Oh well. At least I got a good laugh out of it.

 

[Nicole]

Melody, Melody, Melody, How on earth did you do that???

I want to know what the expressions on the Cops face were when you went to collect it. Now THAT would have been the funny part

 

[CreamyLady]

Oh, good grief -- did you at least get some phone numbers and a few dinner dates?

My friend's car was stolen at the beach once, and she not only got a ride home -- a long way -- but lots of dates. Some interesting stories about handcuffs and nightsticks, as well, but those are not for innocent virgin ears.

 

[Dreamer1]

Get your minds out of the f*cking gutter!

Only I could do this.
I lost my money envelope in a damned sex shop. They turned it in the the POLICE. I'm a 19 year old, innocent-looking VIRGIN...does anyone else find this as flipping funny as I did! The looks I got!

Typically, I don't much like story threads...but this was just too....well, typical not to share.

Too f*cking funny! Thanks for sharing.
I work with police often and I bet you were the subject of heated "dialogue" in the squad room!

The fact that you look innocent only added to the fantasy dear!

You actually got your money back? Quite possibly the funniest part of all. No, the visual of these cops reliving the case over and over again is the best part!

 

[Endlessly]

LMAO!

I feel your pain.. kinda.

When I went to Edmonton for Spring Break, my friends (all of them fundamentalist Bible-thumpers, virgins of the utmost innocence, and assuming me to be the same) decided to break in my pigsty of a room and clean it. Top to bottom. They found the following:

-An empty box for a slimline vibrator
-An empty box for a tube of desensitizing cherry-flavored anal lube with a rather.. homosexual looking man on the front
-A box with my free gift for ordering.. an erection achiever for the clinically impotent

(Thanks, Literotica!)

ANYway.. My friend Jennifer and I returned from Edmonton to find my room spotless.. and all the boxes PROMINENTLY displayed.

My friends never mentioned finding them to me.

Now THOSE are friends. *LOL*

 

[Bodizefi]

Oh......I thought you were going to say that you bought one of those new high tech life size Ken Doll rubber things with the built in super schlong vibrating rotating dicks and the super microprocessor chip that makes him say he actually cares about your orgasm and would be happy to sleep in the wet spot rubber fuck doll thingamajigs.

 

[Lovely Latina]

You seem to know quite alot about them, Bodi.

 

[Bodizefi]

Well I was in my local sex shop supermarket the other day getting a bottle of super sonic nuclear lubricant and could not help but noticing the onslaught of new technology sex toys for the year 2000. That stuff is expensive! I think I would want a thourough review or test drive before purchase. They have a lady rubber fuck doll that actually begs you to let her swallow.

 

[Guest]

As a frequent shopper I was so very excited to see that someone else had spent more $ than I had at one time.
I managed to relieve myself of $250 buying a collection of toys.
Can anyone top that?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

So, Melody --- what did you buy?

 

[Dreamer1]

So, Melody --- what did you buy?

That is one very good question DCL.
She took $700 into a sex shop!
Give it up Melody(The answer that is)!

 

[Melody_lane]

Hey Dixon, would you like a picture??

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And more.

 

[Bob Waters]

YESYESYES

Melody,
You still haven't answered Dixon's question. So, what was an innocent looking 19y/o virgin doing in a sex shop with $700 in her pocket? Sounds like material for a story to me!

 

[ShyGuy68]

Hey Dixon, would you like a picture??

Oh can I get a picture too Melody?? please, pretty please!!


ShyGuy

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Hey melody sure you dropped the clip... but what were you going to buy?

Da Chef

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Do you have anything larger?

Melody .. that is an incredibly funny story .. it was so great of you to share it with us.

It seems to me though that sexually enlightened men on the literotica BB are acting like downright high school boys because a 19 year old woman *even though she might be virginal* went into a sex shop and might have bought something.

Isn't it cool for anyone *of legal age* to buy anything that interests them from any sex shop they desire?

I know for me it was really embarrasing to go into a sex shop at first .. it still makes me feel a little uncomfortable .. i always prefer it when there is a woman behind the cash.

But hey on the other hand, maybe Melody was just in there to use the phone.

 

[Melody_lane]

And more, huh Dixon Dear? Anything You want, baby...

How I orginally lost my cash...was all the clerks fault. He surprised me by asking for ID. They had never asked before. I placed my envelope with my money in it on the counter and got my license from my purse, saw a twenty in there and just paid for my dildo(about 6")with that...forgetting to pick my cash envelope back up afterwards.

I finally got my money back today though...and the cop was just lookin' and lookin'. Took his damn time, as well. The *pig* even called some other officers in. Of course, I was totally eating all that up.
Went back to the sex shop with my friend today, too. That was a bonding experience. HA!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

would you like paper or plastic?

and just paid for my dildo(about 6")with that.

oh my dear virginal Melody ... all sex shops provide brown paper bags .. for the discretion of all dildo purchasers. LMAO

 

[Guest]

God damn it this is funny ... LOL ... and you eople have me totally hooked on the BB thing ... and I'm not even in here for 15 minutes ...

Isabella ... I can kind of relate to the "awkward" feeling when going in there ... sexshop ... for the first time ... the first time I went in there to get my g/f a "little surprise" was definitely not what I expected ...