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Nahh, not the story. Not even the sex.
I'm talking about the outside temperature.
It has been plus 95 degrees Fahrenheit (about 35 Celsius?) every day for more than a week. It's a serious, humid heat, and the infrequent breeze feels like a blow dryer. Although we expect this in the midwest by the end of July, it's a bit early for this type of heat now.
It's just past 10:30 a.m. and our kids came inside after only an hour because it's too hot to play. They'll go back out around 3:00 or so.
We have a tent-like gazebo that covers half our patio and keeps it in the shade. The other half of the patio has one of those 1-2-3-set-up pools. (You know, the middle-class version of the above ground pool?) This one is 16 feet across and almost 4 feet deep. Perfect for kids - and their friends, and even mommy and daddy at times.
Anyway, despite the pool and the shade at 10:30 in the morning, our children are too hot to be outside.
Is this insane?
I feel like we're going to be in one of those movies - The Day After Tomorrow - except it will be heat instead of cold. That, or I'm starring in a Tennessee Williams play. "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers," fanning myself rapidly, ladylike perspiration trickling down my bodice.
Geez.
I'm talking about the outside temperature.
It has been plus 95 degrees Fahrenheit (about 35 Celsius?) every day for more than a week. It's a serious, humid heat, and the infrequent breeze feels like a blow dryer. Although we expect this in the midwest by the end of July, it's a bit early for this type of heat now.
It's just past 10:30 a.m. and our kids came inside after only an hour because it's too hot to play. They'll go back out around 3:00 or so.
We have a tent-like gazebo that covers half our patio and keeps it in the shade. The other half of the patio has one of those 1-2-3-set-up pools. (You know, the middle-class version of the above ground pool?) This one is 16 feet across and almost 4 feet deep. Perfect for kids - and their friends, and even mommy and daddy at times.
Anyway, despite the pool and the shade at 10:30 in the morning, our children are too hot to be outside.
Is this insane?
I feel like we're going to be in one of those movies - The Day After Tomorrow - except it will be heat instead of cold. That, or I'm starring in a Tennessee Williams play. "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers," fanning myself rapidly, ladylike perspiration trickling down my bodice.
Geez.