How Hot am I?

[NoJo]

Ah, hot Summer Nights -- I love them, except for the sticky balls.

How hot are you?

 

[minsue]

105 deg F, but it's not night yet. It'll get better then.

 

[NoJo]

105 deg F, but it's not night yet. It'll get better then.

That's a tad warm

 

[minsue]

That's a tad warm

'Tis. You'd be proud of Matriarch. She's handling it like a champ. Of course, we do have one advantage over the hot summer nights of Britland. You all have an appalling lack of air conditioners over there.

 

[matriarch]

'Tis. You'd be proud of Matriarch. She's handling it like a champ. Of course, we do have one advantage over the hot summer nights of Britland. You all have an appalling lack of air conditioners over there.

Appalling lack of.......????? read 'complete absence of'...............

Yes, it is hot, freakin', fuckin' overheating hot. Providing I don't go outside too often, I'm kind of coping. Cold drinks and minimal clothing, plus cool showers do help.

 

[Guest]

Ah, hot Summer Nights -- I love them, except for the sticky balls.

How hot are you?

I thought I was the only person in the world that liked maple syrup on meatballs and stuff but its nice to know you like em too Joe And I was wondrin what sub means cause I thought you might be a sailorman which isnt as good as real cowboys and stuff but they gots lots of staminas and stuff.

Debbie

Ps I guess Im hot enough cause I get lots of tips and the boss wont fire me even when spilled the coffee on him and stuff and I dont sweat cause I glisten.

 

[Aurora Black]

It's been cold as hell these past few nights.

 

[Guest]

Ah, hot Summer Nights -- I love them, except for the sticky balls.

How hot are you?

You are hot, Joe.


As a matter of fact, you feel pretty hot, too.


I've a thermometer handy. Better bend over and say ah.


http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/Rectal-Clinical-Thermometer.jpg

 

[NoJo]

I'm worried about the glass mercury-filled ones breaking inside me

 

[Guest]

I'm worried about the glass mercury-filled ones breaking inside me

Quite right. How careless of me.

You'd be part of those x-rays they circulate online - stupid emergency room accidents, or whatever.

 

[minsue]

Quite right. How careless of me.

You'd be part of those x-rays they circulate online - stupid emergency room accidents, or whatever.

I knew I recognized him from somewhere!

 

[Guest]

I knew I recognized him from somewhere!

 

[carsonshepherd]

It's actually chilly in here from the super-frosty-cold central air, combined with ceiling fans. *brrrrrr*

 

[NoJo]

It's actually chilly in here from the super-frosty-cold central air, combined with ceiling fans. *brrrrrr*

Im sprawled naked on my bed. So there.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Im sprawled naked on my bed. So there.

Dammit. *pouts*

But your balls are sweaty and mine aren't....

I think this is not a good thing

 

[NoJo]

Dammit. *pouts*

But your balls are sweaty and mine aren't....

I think this is not a good thing

Yes, it's like the world has gone topsy-turvy!

 

[Aurora Black]

Damn it, now I'm thinking about sweaty balls and rectal thermometers. This is NOT conductive to writing a sex story!

 

[Guest]

Damn it, now I'm thinking about sweaty balls and rectal thermometers. This is NOT conductive to writing a sex story!

No?

Well, add a few more people - the gas meter reader, the next door neighbor coming over to borrow a cup of sugar (while naked beneath her robe), all the members of the college football team, a few cheerleaders, a couple of midgets . . .

Does that work better?

 

[Aurora Black]

No?

Well, add a few more people - the gas meter reader, the next door neighbor coming over to borrow a cup of sugar (while naked beneath her robe), all the members of the college football team, a few cheerleaders, a couple of midgets . . .

Does that work better?

Now I need a video camera.

 

[Guest]

Now I need a video camera.

And a truly disastrous soundtrack.

Wow-chicka, wow-chicka, wow-chicka, wow-wow.

Oh, sorry about the threadjack.

Back to Joe's sweaty balls.

 

[Aurora Black]

And a truly disastrous soundtrack.

Wow-chicka, wow-chicka, wow-chicka, wow-wow.

Oh, sorry about the threadjack.

Back to Joe's sweaty balls.

Here we go again.

 

[blackhaus7]

And a truly disastrous soundtrack.

Wow-chicka, wow-chicka, wow-chicka, wow-wow.

Oh, sorry about the threadjack.

Back to Joe's sweaty balls.

I've seen that movie. Drunk. In the 70's. (There's more to this story that will remain untold.)

 

[Guest]

I've seen that movie. Drunk. In the 70's. (There's more to this story that will remain untold.)

That's almost before I was born.

Actually - a question. Were they midgets or lawn gnomes?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Were they midgets or lawn gnomes?

No... sheep.


Baaa...

 

[blackhaus7]

No... sheep.


Baaa...

I have to admit, I missed that movie. Well, wait. I did see "Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask." That had sheep in it.